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Always love a good retort ;)
Damn straight.
There ain’t no love like a mother for her child ;)
Don’t be a grumpy puss
There goes that retort
RDJ wins again
Sorry, just tryin’ to be helpful
Acknowledge the obvious
Ain’t no roots gonna stop me
Snappy comebacks can be hazardous to your health
The parting shot has officially been fired
I’d have to agree with that logic
Need some ice?
sterekdimples: Five Times Detective Stilinski and Fire Captain Hale Had Sex In Public, and One Time They Did It In A Bed by bleep0bleep “Did you say—” Stiles starts. “What?” Derek growls. “We’re not a couple!” they both retort in unison.
monsterman: Alchimiste Parafaragamus ou La cornue infernale (1906) aka The Mysterious Retort, by Georges Méliès.
whoneedsfeminism: I need FEMINISM because tonight when I was out with friends a man asked me to dance, when I DECLINED he had the audacity to retort, “No, don’t say no to me. I don’t like it when girls say no.” I need feminism because in his
thomasfinchmackee: “You ride as a man, fight as a man, and you think as a man-““I think as a human being,” she retorted hotly. “Men don’t think any differently from women-they just make more noise about being able to.”― Tamora Pierce, The
Black-ish - Parental GuidanceThere is, as Rainbow puts it, “a rich panoply of different ways to experience blackness” (“None of which include the words ‘rich panoply’,” Dre retorts) which is, of course, true and I admire Black-ish’s commitment
dumbandpretty: likethemsoftanddumb: The best retort when your wife makes another failed attempt at a clever witticism. Your dick is the quickest way of shutting me up.
gregxb: “DAMNIT JESSE!”, Walt sneered with a gasp. “That’s not a beaker! It’s an erlenmeyer flask! Did you not pay attention in class?!”And poor Jesse puzzled and puzzled with all his might, but his only retort was “Fuck
emilyamell: “Are you planning to follow a career in Magical Law, Miss Granger?” asked Scrimgeour. “No, I’m not,” retorted Hermione. “I’m hoping to do some good in the world!” Happy 38th birthday to Hermione Jean Granger! (b. september
thefallenn: Greatest ever retort to the usual stupid GTA question
pyronoid-d: paleosteno: baconmane: bronyned: askcobaltsnow: asksweetcheeks: snack-eater: Bitch slap a la Sony. buuurrrrrrnnn Ooooooooooooooooooooo Shots fired oh holy shit sizzle DAYUM Im so excited for the Microsoft retort.
tricias-captions: All my friends told me that I needed to walk around those three blocks. That it wasn’t safe for a white girl to be seen in that neighborhood. “Gangs,” they said. “St. Anslem’s is right in the middle of it,” I retorted. “How
adults-at-play: Well, allow me to retort…
submissivecatalyst: *bites back sassy retort and instead sweetly and contritely asks for more*
inaudible-sighs: alexsteeles: “your generation is too reliant on technology” my grandpa says. “no YOUR generation is too reliant on technology” i retort, pulling the plug on his life support to further prove my point OH MY GOD
jasperislington: Some people think that the Uprights are the master of the house. Allow me to retort.
hotyogabums: Retort
alexsteeles: “your generation is too reliant on technology” my grandpa says. “no YOUR generation is too reliant on technology” i retort, pulling the plug on his life support to further prove my point.
toddcdn40: daddy-street-journal: NUDIST RESORT RETORT 😋 😋
therevenantrising: JIM JEFFERIES HAS GOT GUN CONTROL ALL WRONG I keep seeing post this video as if it is some kind of rational argument for gun control in America and it is pretty pathetic at best. I shouldn’t even need to give a retort as to why this
songohans: haikyuu!! faves↳ “should i be making a retort to that?” - “go head, they’ll keep this up indefinitely otherwise.”
I feel that while this isn’t stating the genders of the possible couple, I’m getting a very sexist vibe from it. I shall retort with the fact that my significant other is the one that makes my bed, fuck that shit.
I actually take a lot of pride in being called genuine. I’ve had multiple people call me it before, but every time it still gives me a swell of pride. Because one of my parent’s favorite retorts toward me since I was about 11/12 was that
skottfrii: Skottfrii Presents: “Couples Therapy” This military dude hit up me up online, “yadda yadda come thru to the room downtown”, he says..“Okay cool, give me 30, lemme shower and move around” I retorted… “Come wit ya dick nice and
i didnt mean to do that. please continue. you were saying something about “best intentions”? well whats the matte? oh…you were finished? well allow me to retort.
oh im sorry did i break your concentration? i didnt mean to do that. please continue. you were saying something about “best intentions”? whats the matter? oh you were finished? well allow me to retort. what does marcellous wallace look like?
redsnipertroublewalking: luckied: Jean let a goofy giggle and had a dreamy-like look on his face. “No no, thank you,” he retorted back, the dorky expression still on his face. He chuckled and blushed looking away… “Mhm well you’re welcome..”
redsnipertroublewalking: luckied: redsnipertroublewalking: luckied: Jean let a goofy giggle and had a dreamy-like look on his face. “No no, thank you,” he retorted back, the dorky expression still on his face. He chuckled and blushed looking
redsnipertroublewalking: luckied: redsnipertroublewalking: luckied: redsnipertroublewalking: luckied: Jean let a goofy giggle and had a dreamy-like look on his face. “No no, thank you,” he retorted back, the dorky expression still on his face.
exploringbistuff: Most mornings my college roommate would lean over my bed with his morning wood exposed and ask, “you sure you don’t want to give e a blowjob?” I had to push him off with my pillow.“Dude! I’m gay” I say. He’d retort with
teethncurls: miristrahovski: thatpuddleismurky: Sooooooooo the joke ‘Kristen Stewart has no emotions’…yeah, that’s gotten real old. The image of Emma Watson and Kristen floating around the internet was irritating me so I decided to retort
covertdream: Krysten is always so full of quips, retorts, and comebacks… I wasn’t prepared to see her greeting me in a slave outfit. “Tonight, I’m all yours. Yours to spank. Yours to explore. Yours to fuck. Hard” _______Special thanks for
“You ride as a man, fight as a man, and you think as a man-““I think as a human being,” she retorted hotly. “Men don’t think any differently from women-they just make more noise about being able to.”― Tamora Pierce, The Woman Who Rides
michmemoirs: “You were saying something about ‘best intentions.’ What’s the matter? Oh, you were finished! Oh, well, allow me to retort.”
febimo: chanthings: febimo: chanthings: febimo: Yeah that’s a move I’d do. No, I don’t believe you. Well, you don’t wear glasses. I knew that would be your retort. I originally was going to say please don’t let that be true.
cleversissy: “Diaper or bells today, Sasha?” her Mistress retorted.It was a decision she was permitted on the rare occasion when her owner, Mistress Kitra, was feeling overly generous. Normally, Sasha had no say in her daily attire as each piece
hotwifetales: Alyssa was reluctant to go to the Halloween party, especially in the costume her husband had picked out. “It’s practically lingerie!” she complained. “Come on, it’s Halloween!” Mike retorted. “It’s one night a year when
matthewolf: gregxb: “DAMNIT JESSE!”, Walt sneered with a gasp. “That’s not a beaker! It’s an erlenmeyer flask! Did you not pay attention in class?!”And poor Jesse puzzled and puzzled with all his might, but his only retort
iammegadaddyissues: “There’s only room in here for one. It’s a one-Man sauna.” “Good thing i’m not a Man then.”He wants to smile at this self deprecating retort from the pathetic man standing in front of Him but manages to maintain
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