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This is all I want in the world. That’s not true. I want Paul, and cake, and Fatface and to bite Mila, too. But also this. A lot.
Oh gods you have no idea how true this is. First two times I was in Amsterdam I fell into the trap of eating a hash cake, then feeling no effect after like 5mins, eating shrooms. My poor brother and sister can attest to what happened next -.-;
A very special Merry Christmas picture dedicated to my TRUE and HONEST role model, FacelessSr. To summarize all the things going on in this fantabulous picture, Pinkie is shitting into Mrs. Cakes vagina while she’s masturbating to the sight of her
Bill Cipher knows LOTS OF THINGS.Including:- Where the Cake is hidden (it’s not a lie apparently).- The Old Man’s secret cave.- Meta Knight’s true identity.- What’s under the truck in Pokémon R/B/Y.
shsl-bird: your tumblr avatar is who you are on the outside, and your discord avatar is your true self
just-shower-thoughts: Why is spicy the only flavor our assholes can detect? Why can’t I eat some amazing cake, and 14 hours later be like, “Hot damn, cake again!” So true!!!
anakedglassofwine: Fun Facts from the Weekend (or True Facts My Friends Learned): 1. We do not celebrate July 4 because that is the day Columbus discovered America. 2. Columbus did not discover America in the 1800s. 3. ‘Let them eat cake,’ was
adoradork: stuffman: People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter This is true of writing too.
the-cake-is-true: A conversation I had with my mother today
mageless:tenacioustomfoolery:I decided to make the plinko horse cake designed by @booords from this post! I tried to stay true to the original design, so the horse is gelatin and the pegs are chocolate. This cake is my magnum opus.OH WOW!!!
nerdachecakes: It’s Who Week! We start off with an order I got this week from Baby Mason and his Whovian parents who wanted to celebrate his 3rd birthday is true who style. With a Winnie the Pooh/Doctor Who crossover cake! I just love crossover cakes.
ao3tagoftheday: The Ao3 Tag of the Day is:
akafagking: br0taco: fr3-dom: Cut cake, Not Wrist . ———————————————————— If you need to talk i’m here just message me. wrists aren’t the only place people cut that is true but she was just trying to make
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Quick messy doodle of an accidental kiss between Skipper and Private! He fell or something idk but Skipper doesn’t seem to mind(the-cake-is-true)OH MY HEART JUST EXPLODED Q///A///Q
hypnotikrhythm: Wake &’ Cake, They say sweets early in the morning is not good for you, but who is to say that’s true. Come on and don’t be rude cause they hole also needs some attending to. So do your girl right and eat it right cause
