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fatandfabulousmermaid: siouxzie-queue: mi-shellvp: estasfuera: “A little bit of Monica in my life,A little bit of Erica by my side,A little bit of Rita is all I need,A little bit of Tina is what I see,A little bit of Sandra in the sun,A little bit
thecorporatewhore: encoreducowbells: Gotta make these. Awwww
Would you say i became a hero?
vertxes: I want someone that’s out of my league that thinks I’m out of their league
fuckreiva: ruby—skies: What I like about this picture is that you can see writing on the back of the page. The writing would be the next day (or the next day the write would choose to write.) It proves that life goes on. honestly thank you for adding
did you know
miscellaneoustiff: Need it.
magnolome: Tru
swagdeddy: howdoiputthisgently: When my alarm goes off in the morning ew why are kids stupid
samiiiiiraxo: 💋
viridiannightmares: fuckyeahthebetterlife: Most likely the best post ever. If you don’t know this rug you didn’t live
ap0calypses: fortheloveofhawaii: modernjuan: Goals jesus christ yes.
mvgl: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2x09 - “Cased Up” (November 11, 1991)
cactsus: my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day
ruinedchildhood: when the whole squad hit the mall looking fresh af
miscellaneoustiff: asdfghjkl-iloveyouu do it!
cthulhu-with-a-fez: adlersassistant: worthyourweightinfanfiction: ghostdrive: #hello #i hate what you’ve done with the place Oh you’ve redecorated… I don’t like it i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that it’s
cyberho: anyways I wish I was giving head right now
lion-eyes03: IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID
booty obsessed.
sufliso: thank you
downxwithxthexfrench: Has anyone else not watched Pirate Radio since Phillip Seymour Hoffman’s death?
cupcake&unicorns
tech_spec
politicallyincorrectwalrus: i love the term “partners” are we dating? are we robbing a bank? do we run a legal firm? are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims
candiedmoon: everything about this is pure gold.
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Wanny
♥Scarlette Rose♥
Stressed Øut.
dayzea: I hold these adventures close to my heart.
DELETING TODay
thevolutionofnerdy: aquaquinn: I was able to fit the whole thing into one gif! I’m going to reblog this until it stops being hilarious and perfect. So…forever…
Ninjapoptart
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imfindingbeautyinthedissonance: Date instructions.
👸🏼🐶🌴✨
liitttleghost: I like the idea of “making love” but in reality i would much rather be tied up and choked
Nobody Cares
defekait: if we are spooning and I arch my butt into you there is a 1000% chance I don’t actually have to stretch and that I just want to feel your boner
look with your special eyes
mariexvx: meanplastic: tumblr staff
jedavu: This Artist Not Only Creates Incredible Paintings of Swimmers, He Also Interacts with Them! Created by Gustavo Silva Nuñez
jimmaybones: street dreams instagram
ifimeanalottoyou: Drugs Under The Microscope
jaclcfrost: “why do you like floral prints so much” because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers
younglegs666: That’s a lot of nachos…
What?
stacksbreadup: This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
swag-inspiration: 10 Ridiculous Luxury Items That Actually Exist
babylonian: aerostarmonk: One time Matt Damon guest starred on Arthur and he looked horrifying. “so should we draw Matt as a human or as an aardvark?” “yes”
instagram: daniielleeeee
gay vibes
thinsquids: I love seeing people walking by with little smiles on their face because something small happened that made them happy. Maybe they got a cute text, maybe they got laid, maybe they killed a man. You will never know.
tylerbrandt: Tom Chippendale
ittakestimetobeaman: sosuperawesome: Embroidered brooches by cOnieco Neeeeeeed!!!
Let’s fuck!?
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raqe: I was going to get mad at everyone in my art class for wasting expensive paint but then I got distracted by how pretty it was