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Your kids have no idea what Santa likes to do with Christmas elves! Especially when one of those elves is actually grandpas-loving babe Hope Harper.
i am crying because i want you so baldy! i want to fuck my unshaved pussy and have your kids
Yay the new toys for Kitten have arrived!
You know how most companies have a “Take your kid to work” day once a year or whatever? Not my Dad’s company. His company has a “Take your kid at work” day once a month. Of course, the “kid” in question has to
texguy84: Your wife has been wanting kids. You’re not ready for that yet. The key to a healthy marriage is compromise, so she’s going to have your neighbor’s kids instead.
Ok, so your kids are off to bed, and your wife is still out with your friends, you really didn’t need to come home and help me with the kids. But, now that it’s just the two of us, how about WE have a little playtime? Naked twister perhaps?
stonekidman: “Yes, daddy! Harder, just like that! Oh god daddy, I want you to cum inside me. Fill your little girl up, make me your brood slut. I want mommy to be jealous I’m having your baby because she can’t have kids anymore”
auctionhouse69: Even slavers have kids and wives and have to go normal things like go to parent, teacher nights. But when your kids teacher looks like this, it becomes business.Ms. Jennings is now tied up in her class, waiting for the results of her
imaginesinfully: Imagine you and your FC have a kid and always have a potty in your car in case the kid has to go and there are o other options. Now, your two are taking a really really long car trip and your FC really has to use the restroom but theres
parentless-suggestions: Your kid shouldn’t be relieved to know you’re not home. Your kid shouldn’t have to double lock all of their stuff up because they’re scared you might go through it. Your kid shouldn’t have to think “Here comes the screaming”
mychemical-christmas: Stop parents from emotionally manipulating their kids by saying things like “i buy your food and put clothes on your back” like you were the one who chose to have a kid shut ur fucking mouth
the-angels-have-teslas-at-221b: parenting tip making fun of your kid for enjoying the things they enjoy is the quickest way to make them feel so completely isolated from you that they are more comfortable talking to strangers on the internet than you
oh-whaaaaat: albotas: Need a Saftey Seat? Just Have Your Kid Sit on Bruce Wayne’s Lap He’ll also hug your child and hold their cups with perfectly open fists. KidsEmbrace (real company name) has created the perfect car seat to hold your child. At
if you don’t want to get your kid vaccinated, do your kid a favour and give them up for adoption. or dont have children at all. because if your filthy little mongrel poisons my pristine glass angel i will have your blood.
continuants: pbs-food: Want to impress your kids? Looking for a fun Halloween party treat? Whoever your audience, you’ll get looks of awe when you make these candy corn-lookalike cookies. Get the recipe. And be sure to visit our Halloween page for
antis-delete-your-blogs-pls-thx: androgynousblackbox: sugarwerewolfnova: peachy-pro-shipper: your-fave-hates-antis: smarmyanarchist: crazyquilt: smarmyanarchist: all adults have a responsibility toward the safety+well-being of all children they’re
titenoute:hiddlesherethereeverywhere:pr1nceshawn: Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.THIS IS IMPORTANT When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word.
jehovahhthickness:Literally expressed to my sister last week or two weeks ago that I don’t care if my romantic relationships don’t work out as long as I have kids and she said “No! You don’t want that. Your kids must have a father in the house
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blueberryfruitbat:When you take your kids to McWaddles, you have to take ALL of your kids.Happy Waddle Wednesday!
makuhita: hitoshura0: With Pokemon Bank, you can have your kids inherit your Pokemon. That’s gonna sound super great in your will. “To the eldest son he leaves his most prized possession, a shiny level 100 ev trained Charizard…. everyone
fruk-this: mychemical-christmas: Stop parents from emotionally manipulating their kids by saying things like “i buy your food and put clothes on your back” like you were the one who chose to have a kid shut ur fucking mouth you truly never asked
logancreerp: (Smiles) Ha, alright then. Comedy it is. Oh yeah…of couuuuuuurse your kidding…(Chuckles shaking head) Why’d I say anything at all now? What’s your favorite genre? [ Laughs ] You’re gonna regret it too. My nicknames are
seadwelled: poppypicklesticks: notchicken: how to have your kids hate you 101 My mother did something like this, found out I was gay, and for months kept accusing me of prostituting myself to elderly men make it so your child can never trust you
homosensationalism: chinchouu: thewhiskeytango: There is now a measles outbreak in New York. A whole ward of cancer patients currently undergoing chemotherapy have been exposed to it. Imagine fighting cancer for years only to die because some jackass
residentgoodgirl: gregwuzhere: residentgoodgirl: residentgoodgirl: Hm… idk how if i agree with people calling drake a deadbeat dad if you have unprotected sex with someone you’re not serious about, get pregnant, and when you tell them about it,
brichibi: hellominako: So fucking relevant and so fucking accurate. That kids question used to happen a lot when I worked retail. Like not “do you have any kids” but “your kids must love the discounts you get.”
I hate when ppl say well cant you look at your children and see the desire to live? No i cant. Actually it makes me realize that without me, she is better off. She can have someone who is devoted to her and not weighed down by depression and suicidal
bombing: a lot of people say using a leash on your kid is cruel. something else that’s cruel: letting your punk kid run into oncoming traffic while you were checking someone out when it could all have been prevented by you grabbing on to a fucking
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
mewsicalmiss: parentless-suggestions: Your kid shouldn’t be relieved to know you’re not home. Your kid shouldn’t have to double lock all of their stuff up because they’re scared you might go through it. Your kid shouldn’t have to think “Here
emeraldflames: Parents need to stop staying in loveless marriages just because they have kids. Stop sacrificing your happiness just so your kids can grow up in a 2 parent household. It’s toxic for the kids to grow up watching a dysfunctional marriage
thekoreanbigbang: BIGBANG’S 2017 WELCOMING COLLECTION DVD *Imagine this is a meet-up after 5 years*SR: GD, are your kids doing fine?~GD: Pretty fine!SR: How about Daesung Hyung?DS: I have like 160 kids!BB: 😂😂😂DS: My wife wants to have
your-favourite-record: Too be honest, ‘Uptown Funk’ is going to be one of those songs you’ll hear in 25 years with your kids in your car and you’ll just have to start screaming the lyrics, don’t believe me? Just watch.
fortfox: THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL MY LONELY DAYS ARE GONE just kidding having a crippling day of divorce-lawyer-marriage-councillor s-daughter fear
That worlds toughest job video is only applicable if your mother was a good mother. If you work 24 hours and half of that time is spent calling your kid ugly, stupid, or beating them than it’s not a tough job.
bobbyhoying: aflickerofsoul: bobbyhoying: anti-vaccination people are truly fucking bizarre this is really fucking inconsiderate !!! so is not having your kids vaccinated
parentless-suggestions:Your kid shouldn’t be relieved to know you’re not home. Your kid shouldn’t have to double lock all of their stuff up because they’re scared you might go through it. Your kid shouldn’t have to think “Here comes the screaming”
echointhenightsky: girl: i love you soo much, i want to have your kids, i want to be your wife, let’s get a house together and grow old with eachother!!! me, a gay: is this… flirting
doberbutts:mentalhealthmemez:golyadkin:talking to your parents in your 20’s moodboardrelatableMe almost having emergency surgery due to ovaries misbehaving: yeah it’s weird the doctor thinks I’m intersex Mother: yeah when you were born
submissivedreamer: “Mmm, what a good start, Baby. Oh yes, keep going. No more hands now, Sweetheart. Let me feel just your lips. Oh yes, girl. Yes. Exactly this. Your mouth works magic on my cock, Sweetheart. Get up, now. I need to have your pussy.”
the-only-osama: FUCKING PRESS PLAY AND HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN OUT OF THE BACK OF YOUR GODDAMN SKULL. JUST DO IT. how the fuck
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“I have these meetings with really powerful men and they ask me all the time, ‘Where are your kids? Are your kids here?’ ” she says with a sneer. “It’s such a weird question. Never in a million years do I ask guys where their kids are.
Having your penis as your avatar is just so disgusting. I did not want to look in my activity and see someone’s ugly dick this morning. That was not how I wanted to start my day. You know there are underage kids on this site, right? It doesn’t exist
actualaster: saiyanshredder: goopy-amethyst: Truth being told, you shouldn’t let your kids on the internet unsupervised. Like, if you have a lil kiddo and you think Youtube Kids or smh is safe, it isnt. The reason why you can let your kids watching
I’m so fucking in love with you, you constantly flood my thoughts, I can’t think of anything other than you. everything reminds me of you and I love it. I don’t want to live without you. I want to marry you, I want to have your kids. I need you
shittyidea: Have your kids litter-trained…because nothing is more annoying than cleaning pee off the toilet seat
sashajadebraus: magiccatprincess: sleightofpencil: imagineyouricon: However many followers you have is how many kids you have with your icon. I just had 106 children with an eyeball I don’t want to have 915 babies with a 16-year-old magical boy
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