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“I bet I can make your pulse increase and your pupils dilate.”
“I wish I could drive myself into your path.”
“I think you just turned me straight. Let’s have dinner.”
“Sex doesn’t alarm me. Want me to prove it?”
“If you take off that bedsheet, I’ll show you my battle dress.” Submitted by bumpershoot.
“If there was a fire, you’d be my priority exposed.”
“I would have dinner with you even if I wasn’t hungry.”
“I think you’re really brainy. And I mean that in the new sense of the word.”
“Wanna change Moriarty’s nickname for you?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I know a man… And I am what he likes.” Submitted by Raj (no username).
“I’ll expose my priorities if you’ll set me on fire.” Submitted by thefinalmix.
“Want me to make you moan like my text alert?”
“Would you like me to alarm you?” Submitted by anonymous.
“Shall I show you the code to my safe?”
“I’m not just a woman– I’m the Woman woman!”
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but riding crops excite me.”
The best of Sherlene, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I would have you right here even if you didn’t beg for mercy.” Submitted by anonymous.
“Beg for mercy twice? …Please, I won’t stop there.” Submitted by j-abberwocky.
“Nice measurements. How about letting me see them on your real body?”
“I could definitely tell your body from ‘not your face.’ Want me to prove it?” Submitted by anonymous.
“Wanna wear matching outfits? I’m putting on my battle dress.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“If Moriarty was about to murder you, I would give him a call.”
“Well, I do believe that my pupils have dilated!” Submitted by crows-flight.
“Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize from ‘not her face.’”
“It would be the end of the world to me if your landlady were to cockblock us.”
“Our babies would be sexy in both senses of the word.” Submitted by gloveonafoot.
“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss it better.”
“No matter what, your disguise is always a self-portrait. No wonder you look sexy in anything.”
“I would disguise myself as a wounded vicar just to get invited into your home.”
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“Shall I prevent you from being able to deduce me?”
“Hey, I faked my death too… When do I get to crash through a window and make out with you?”
Threesomes solve everything.
“I would never tell you to get out of my head when I’m busy.” Submitted by anonymous.
“You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’ to get me to go down.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“You’re the boomerang to my hiker… Throwing you away would kill me.”
“I wish I was Irene’s phone just so I could get into your cleavage.”
“My text alert isn’t the only way you can hear me orgasm.”
“So… I heard you like people who wear long coats, fling themselves through windows, and fake their deaths.”
“You don’t need to be Kate Middleton for me to treat you like royalty.”
“Is recreational scolding your division?”
“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up from being drugged by a dominatrix.”
“I don’t know about Sherlock, but I know exactly where to look.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Brainy’s the new sexy, but your looks are just old fashioned sexy.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side. I guess I’m a loser now.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
Happy Valentine’s Day, followers! My love for you all is… immortal ;)
“You don’t need to decipher passenger jet seat allocations in order to get a kiss from me.â€
“I’ve fallen for you more times than a Sherlock character has faked their death.â€
The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s appeared in more than one season, (based on number of notes).Thank you guys so much for 50,000 followers!!!!! <3
“You don’t need to be a vicar with a bleeding face in order to see me naked.â€
“I want to text you more often than Irene texted Sherlock.â€
“Returning your coat isn’t my only reason for sneaking into your bedroom.â€
“Your wit is sharper than Irene Adler’s heels.â€
