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I love watching RWBY reaction videos because seeing people get excited and hyped over the fighting choreography is a real treat but every time we get towards the end of volume 3, theres a BUNCH of people who are like ‘Ah this is getting intense! I
YEAH !! thats how it always felt like to me, the only big big hurricane that was actually a little scary was Andrew and i was 3-4 years old when it hit and i had recently moved to florida and didnt know what the fuck was happening, but i didnt cry and
sub-maureen: tODAY AT WORK, AT MCDONALD’S THESE PEOPLE WITH MASKS CAME IN AND I ALMOST PISSED MY PANTS AND THEY SHOUTED “EVERYONE STAY CALM, JUST CAN YOU DO US A FAVOR” AND I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, THIS IS IT, OMG THEY’RE GONNA PULL
everything-is-stickers: fezwhatfez: thequietpagan: bywandandsword: Fucking shit This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying. i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO OOOH NO woAh WOAH the first time this was on my
blkwlw: yomonkeysuncle: thatshowthefuckyousound: … White people are white people no matter the gender, sex, or orientation Just a reminder that black and brown trans women started the morden pride movement. ^ This, I’m so fucking tired of
I always hate posts that are like“This person from history was trans! They were a bank robber and they murdered like 25 people! How cool is that!”“trans 👏 positive 👏 history 👏”“What a role model I bet those people they killed deserved
slayboybunny: I just tried to discretely use one if the body sprays at work cuz it was called Fantasy Forest and I was like…. I’m down…. BUT IT JUST SMELLS LIKE REALLY STRONG DIRT AND A GUY YELLED “WHO SPRAYED THAT FOREST ELF SHIT” FROM ACROSS
why was this the worst cartoon of all time. geist shows up, kills some shit, releases the death force, then goes and fights krauser, kills some more shit, and then the movie is over and youre just like “wut?”
y'all know i’m a dentist right? well i was doing my dentistrly shit today, and my patient was like “hey man, should you be putting that novocaine in your gums” and i was like, well i couldn’t say nothing cause that caine’
mpregicorn: UGH ok so let me tell you guys why that snk filler was actually kind of shit for all the people that read the manga remember how it really happened? and then this is how it really happened eren actually gets some development and is
tarclis: my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that
tvveit: tarclis: my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that your sister’s dad
xcinnin: swanqueenandrizzles: tarclis: my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that my sisters dad have none
makeoutstation: makeoutstation: oh my GOD so i was talking to a buddy in psychology and then this kid came in who looked exactly like him and gave him a book he’d forgotten at home and i went “holy shit you have a twin?!?” and he was like “yeah!
like-dry-clean-only: i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex he liked pigeons he was a vegetarian he was a babe he was shy he hated edison he’s
potatoandotherwise: swanqueenandrizzles: tarclis: my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that my sisters dad
taint3ed: This white boy came up to me and was trying to ask me out I said no and he kept going and he said, “Let me be your first white boy.” I was like, “I said no. I like my men chocolate dark chocolate at that I’m not interested.” He stood
kingjaffejoffer: In the 4th hour of Aretha Franklin’s funeral Whitney funeral was three hours and that was entirely too long; I keep hearing Aretha’s was more than six, I ain’t never heard of no shit like that. You doing her a disservice
supermishamiga: thebloggerbloggerfun:destieldrabblesdaily:deluded-daydream:I was walking home when I saw the car and I was like oh cool Impala frick ya and then I saw the windshield and lost my shit.OMG Someone saw a chance and took it Misha was that
o0leah-sophia0o: Okay, I was watching the reaction of this dude when I get to this part and he said this! My eyes open like hell! I was like: Wait! wtf I just heard! did he-…*replayed many times* HOLY SHIT!! EVEN THIS GUY SEE IT!!! Zote’s Reaction
spicy-vagina-tacos: panerasexual: men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny one time my ex was tryna get me back and he was all “you know I think you’re stupid attractive” and I was like “no shit because I am” and he got so personally
alice-lost-in-wonderlust: THERE ARE THESE GUYS WALKING AROUND MY NEIGHBORHOOD SELLING SHIT AND THE ONE GUY LOOKED LIKE JARED PADALECKI AND I GOT EXCITED AND OPENED THE DOOR AND I WAS LIKE “DAMMIT. YOURE NOT SAMMY.” AND ALL HE SAID WAS “If I had
ohphil:I FOUND A PICTURE OF PHIL AND LIKEI SCROLLED PAST IT REAL FAST AND THOUGHT IT WAS GERARD WAY AND I HAD TO GO BACK AND LOOK AND I WAS LIKE “HOLY SHIT THAT’S PHIL FUCKING LESTER”
kitfisto: I gotta stop using tumblr like all day everyday it’s making me think it’s ok to say shit I say on here irl like my nana was telling me and my cousin to make sure the lounge is so tidy the queen could walk in tomorrow and I was like if the
killbenedictcumberbatch: what if like by some miraculous stretch of the imagination you got your shit together and settled down and bought a house and had a housewarming party and brought your parents and your friends and there was like food and music
vrabia: today in the teachers’ lounge one of my finnish colleagues was like ‘yeah the force awakens was cool but they named an entire planet ‘jacket’ and that sounded kind of weird’ and i was like what the shit and then it hit me, one month
positivityandpaperstars:official-2014:In class our teacher held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all like “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all like “that’s not right” and he turned it around and
snorlaxatives: so earlier today my dad was like “come here a package came for you!” and i was like hm wonder what this could be and when i went to see him he gave me this it was a box of mints GETTING REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT DAD
i legitimately forget about the option to buy things in store. i was telling my best friend that i’m gonna order an iphone on friday and she was like ‘dude just go to the att store’ and i was like OH SHIT THATS RIGHT YOU CAN DO THAT.
samwinchestersmoose: when i went out to go see Maleficent, when i saw this fairy I was like “Haha that looks like Umbridge” and then she changed into a human And I was like “HOLY SHIT THAT IS UMBRIDGE!!111!” and a couple rows behind me, I
finallyahumanbeing: so earlier today my dad was like “come here a package came for you!” and i was like hm wonder what this could be and when i went to see him he gave me this it was a box of mints GETTING REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT DAD
tomhiddlston: I’m not. I’m lucky. I feel lucky because it’s wrong, Danny. It’s wrong and it was eating me up, it was going to kill me. And I kept asking myself all the time, how did I buy into this shit? It was because I was pissed off, and nothing
becomingtiger: hyperia83: dumbbigtittedslut: Stupid girl. Someone reblogged this last night and said Arya Stark from Game of Thrones looks just like you and I was like “holy shit it’s true!“ You have the same face :D Eeeeek that was me 😇
bby-fawn: fuck you fuck you society for making me believe there was a definition to beauty fuck you to the friends who believed all the false rumours and left and to all the boys who had me and didn’t hold on like I was the last boat in a world quickly
iguanamouth: iguanamouth: remember that first live action scooby doo movie. where the antagonist was literally scrappy doo and he was stealing peoples souls, like actually really stealing and absorbing souls, and was planning on taking scoobys soul to
NOW MY PARENTS SAID THEY SAW A FRIGGEN FIN BEHIND ME AND THEY DONT KBOW IF IT WAS A DOLPHIN OR A SHARK SO I HAD TO COME IN MALACHITE YOU WATER BLOCKING LITTLE SHIT
thisarenotarealblog replied to your post:I was wondering, besides SU and RWBY, what other…youtube.com/watch?v… and youtube.com/watch?v… and the coming part 3I love Digi-bro’s analysis!!
superherofatigue:i remember when someone was complaining about their partner being late for shit allll the time and someone was like ‘oh they MUST have adhd and they just can’t help it,’ so i was like ‘hey, yeah, i have adhd, i get this, here
