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ahwallace: eisuverse: idlesiren: the-fate-of-the-bbc: stalkingdeerwithadeathfrisbee:  PRESS PLAY AND PLACE YOUR CURSOR ON IT IT’S NOT EVEN A VIDEO HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK AWSOME Try it. Push play. I dare ya Challenge accepted and forwar
agentj99: broswithoutclothes: You don’t exactly need to diet bro.” “That’s because I stay on the diet.” “How does it work again?” “I can eat all I want of whatever I want, but only off the floor buttnaked.” “Nice.” Even though
merlin-reborn: exposedlonging: screamingnaked: The frenulum knows Yes it does… but even better, she knows where the frenulum is! And she knows how to work it. xo Being milked Can’t you just feel that thumb ??
I was in hospital, but even prior to that I kinda didn’t post much. I totally abanndoned those last 2 commissions I had to do. Sorry about that. It’s unacceptable, I didn’t take any money because that’s not how I roll, payment does mean I work.
Sending a direct message to support should feel less like screaming into the void. I’ll admit that it adds some fun to mentally ranting about how awful Crunchyroll is with this when they can’t even send me a stock “your complaint is important to
How is one ass cheek bigger than the other? How the fuck does that work? That’s not even possible. The ass doesn’t work like that, tits can be disproportionate, but your ass is more or less uniform. You can’t strengthen one ass cheek
imapervert: itsneezy: So you’re photoshopping your pics now eh? Every woman is guilty of this behavior now, IDGAF what you say! Even ones that don’t need to. (as seen above) Sad. How does this work? Do they photoshop the pictures, then put the
askthecookies:( @doubleclickthepony delivering the question personally. Horsenally? How does that even work?) X3
askthecookies: Greypie: … how does that even work? Luci: Heck if I know!Luci: Heck if I know! xD!
an-odd-ducky: Summer kisses in the grass So in love =3 On the one hand, I didn’t intend to draw anything tonight, so I’m like, “Well that came out better than expected,“ but on the other hand, HAHAHAHA HOW DOES COLOR WORK WHAT IS ANATOMY
annabananapanda: I have found that the average tumblr user goes through 3 distinct stages: the “i just got an account and i have no idea what im doing how do i find blogs how does any of this shit even work” stage the “OMG TUMBLR IS THE BEST THING
battyy: the fuck is this demon magic how the fuck do you open a fucking metal can with a FINGER how much do you EVEN have to work out TO OPEN A CAN WITH A SINGLE FINGER HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN HOW STRONG ARE YOUR FINGERS EVEN CAUSE LEMME TELL YOU REAL
coffee-clubbers: She isn’t there, so how does she manage to fill the air… I mean, that’s not how it’s supposed to work, right ? Things aren’t there, so they aren’t. That sounds logical enough, scientific even. Occam’s razor, all that stuff.
frantabulosa: I couldnt help myself heh~ ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ
storiestoldthroughsecrets: timeywimeyhunters: peterpanandlarry: kilisbeard: rolypolydandy: fapoleon-bonerparte: Napoleon’s walk was described as “something between a waddle and a swagger” HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK on my way to overthrow your
videogamedad: muscleluvr2: battyy: the fuck is this demon magic how the fuck do you open a fucking metal can with a FINGER how much do you EVEN have to work out TO OPEN A CAN WITH A SINGLE FINGER HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN HOW STRONG ARE YOUR FINGERS
iwanttobeafirefly: saythankyoumaster: Making her whole body quiver with a string. ✶Firefly✶ How does that even work???
itsthesinbin: theinsanegodblog: writing-prompt-s: Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work? Fun what the fuck does that even mean am i a garbage woman who specializes in old sex toys
the-fate-of-the-bbc: stalkingdeerwithadeathfrisbee: PRESS PLAY AND PLACE YOUR CURSOR ON IT IT’S NOT EVEN A VIDEO HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK AWSOME
rolypolydandy: fapoleon-bonerparte: Napoleon’s walk was described as “something between a waddle and a swagger” HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK
mackenzie-the-cat: Hahaha these guys really make me laugh. Like do you really think that’s how it works??? You tell a sub you don’t know what to do and she just does it??? No what are you even *sigh*
nicotinebatch: the-fandoms-are-cool: alittlebitofdisneymagic: Best parents ever. YOU MADE FUCKING NARNIA YOU COULD DO THIS WITH THE TARDIS GUYS I CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE how does that house even work? O.O
malazavodnica: stalkingdeerwithadeathfrisbee: PRESS PLAY AND PLACE YOUR CURSOR ON IT IT’S NOT EVEN A VIDEO HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK AHHHH
Tried to explain to my dad at dinner tonight why he does have white privilege even if he “worked hard for everything he has his whole life and was never handed anything” 🙄🙄🙄🙄
silverarcherybow: # i’ve always assumed he can’t bring himself to contact her because it would be too painful # but sometimes i wonder if he’s just staring at that phone and thinking # … how the fuck does that even work (via:onlylostphysics)
kilisbeard: rolypolydandy: fapoleon-bonerparte: Napoleon’s walk was described as “something between a waddle and a swagger” HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK on my way to overthrow your country
stalkingdeerwithadeathfrisbee: PRESS PLAY AND PLACE YOUR CURSOR ON IT IT’S NOT EVEN A VIDEO HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK
curlingwithmetaphor: eisuverse: idlesiren: the-fate-of-the-bbc: stalkingdeerwithadeathfrisbee: PRESS PLAY AND PLACE YOUR CURSOR ON IT IT’S NOT EVEN A VIDEO HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK AWSOME Try it. Push play. I dare ya Challenge accepted