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kennoarkkan: A bunch of warmup sketches that i strung together with snapchat as the excuse hah Posted several days ago at https://www.patreon.com/kennoarkkan where everything gets posted bigger, and first. Look at the gem I dug up. :)Â

you know when you're in school and everyone's chatting and having a good time and everyone's with their friends, and you just zone out and want to be alone and just sit in a corner, and you realise how different you are from all these people and that

Look at me. Look at those lifeless eyes, that blank stare. The Pokemon Game Corner will consume your soul.

Random list of things that are on my mind and what I might be doing on my days off

cundtcake:translation: “My sheep! [bah! bah!] You are my life. [bah! bah!] Walk behind me…[bah! bah!] Sing (after me).”

carbonatedeyeballs: charlesoberonn: What have I done… Prick is important to me - And that’s how you fuse, BITCH!Prick is the most important thing in my life now XD[also it’s a joke from the Rick&Morty show, it isn’t here to offend anyone!]

toodrunktofindaurl: “You chose to be an artist, you knew that it was a risky and financially unstable profession” Yeah, well, it wouldn’t be if people treated it like an actual job.

My relationship goal is having one if the first place. And yeah, that’s what I look like… pretty much.

drinkyoudowntonight: Just wanna find someone I vibe with and that won’t fuck me over or get tired of me

Go away your ruining my life. I just cant anymore *sobs on bed forever*

'That Girl' in the Bowties

onlyblackgirl: Never in my life have I desired this. anyone who wears these deserves e-fur-nail damnnation tbh

kennoarkkan: That’s page 7 of after-hours 15! First recorded evidence of how “The Kidney Puncher” works. https://www.patreon.com/kennoarkkan?ty=h

kennoarkkan: Bet’cha weren’t expecting that!Here’s page 1 of After-hours 20. Enter FELDUDE. Page 1 and 2 will come in full as per protocol. Time for some sweet beach-babin’. Dicks, vaginas, both, i don’t give a fuck, EVERYONE be a beach babe.

irl-werewolf: AwOOOO🐺🐺🐺 2NITE👇👇 BE A FULL 🌝🌝 MooN && yUÜ ALREADY KnO 👌👌👌 WHT THAT MEANS. TIME 2 PILLAGE 👊👊 A VILLAGE 👪 ,, TurN inTO Y@ SEXY 💋💋 🔪BEAST🔪🔪 SELF && HowLL aT daT MooNLIGHTT

Huh, I don’t think that I plan to finish this wip of jenny.

katgryffindor: arasellle: justheroverthere: I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type I know mine. it’s pureblood THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFETIME

jaclcfrost: how many episodes was that character in, you ask??? not as many as they deserve not enough to satisfy me

small-baby-chihiro: sherlockyoulittlefuckwit: purifyngsammy: y’know when you’re writing and you realize that you’ve been writing in past tense and present tense and you want to rip your hair out so you have to go through everything and make sure

That awkward moment when you're having a conversation in your head and you make faces that go along with what you're thinking

My life is legitimately falling apart and I dont know what to do.

sleeves that are slightly too long

eggnored: psyducked: that’ll do it so close but so far

bootycap: ao3 mcu a:aou abo bdsm ot3 hs au pwp the fact that this is completely understandable and rather descriptive makes me rethink what i’ve done with my life

lenacorp: me watching a romance, enjoying it but knowing fully well i’ll never experience that in my life:

justcashierthings: me: Would you like to sign up for a rewards c- customer: STOP ASKING ME THAT!!! me:

Wonky set of dead pixels on bottom part of monitor not bothering me. Try playing World of Warcraft, find out dead pixels block out too much of the bottom of the screen that I can’t see any of the buttons. Need a new monitor immediately :(

I’m doing a really ill-advised thing and reading my old LiveJournal posts :x Wow, young me. Wow.

So as I’ve been yammering on about all week, more or less, tomorrow is my birthday! I’m excited for it though I’m not sure exactly why, since no one is off that day so I’ll be “working” and doing what I do every other

I prefer playing games on my TV, which is significantly bigger than my monitor plus I’m so neurotic when I play on PC that it either needs to be windowed (which is annoying to me) or I need to tab out constantly to make sure nothings going on on

There’s a bird circling my house that I swear is mimicking one of those cycling car alarms

Here’s the cake I baked! I haven’t tasted it yet because I’m waiting for my mom to come home but it looks and smells good at least. I do think I screwed up the topping thing, I don’t think it’s supposed to look like that

So I had a slice of that cake! It’s pretty good! I’m just thrilled it turned out alright! I’m expressing my excitement through excessive use of exclamation points!

So I ended up buying that shirt I was trying not to buy this morning after all I’m sure you were all dying to know

Goddamn is it hot today. It’s 95F! Not the hottest I’ve experienced but its pretty hot for this area. I’m so glad I don’t have to walk up that hill today, that would’ve been awful (though it’ll probably be hot again

I have had this weird flu for the past couple days where it like picks random symptoms to have each day. One day killer sore throat, next day no sore throat but instead extreme nausea, day after that its congestion and the sore throat is back, etcetera

Sorry I haven’t been around much lately. I haven’t been feeling particularly social and don’t have much energy for all that right now. I also decided to finally actually play through all of Dragon Age, which are a lot of my time. But

deanpendragon:songs that give you such intense nostalgia that you can’t even listen to them casually

thearcanetheory:cianur00: sam-winchester-cries-during-sex: f-r-eckled: im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math that’s 110% thats the best gif I’ve ever seen for this kind of thing

sushinfood: only1600kids: *gets penalty*“that’s bullshit”*watches replay*“.. yeah okay” the classic SSSSSSS face is the best

that was probably the most formal message i’ve ever written in my life.

: “I wish so much there had been a Rae when I was growing up. It would have made my life so much easier to have had someone real on TV that I could have looked at and gone: ‘I kind of look like her. I don’t look perfect, but she’s got friends.

I’ve been working as a temp for the last few months but the company I’ve been working at has decided to hire me on as a fulltime employee! That means that I go from making ป/hour to making somewhere around ภ/hour~ I am pretty happy about

That feeling when you have all the newest games that you’ve been waiting months to play and you don’t want to play a single one

emiroleplays: literally nothing is more annoying and obnoxious than someone demanding you do something that you were already planning on doing. Do you know how likely it is that I do the thing now? Zero. Zero likely.

My boss said young Lisa Bonet would play me in a movie about my life and I was like: ummm sir, do you want me to kiss you cause I will

make-the-best-of-this-obstacle: How do I tell someone that they need to move to my state so I can have sex with them?

My goal for 2014 is to get back the hair/eyebrows/attitude i had when i was 16. 16 year old me was a very good me. (The worst part is that she would have given anything to be where i am now.)

That moment where he’s stalling as much as you are because he doesn’t want to leave your side as much as you don’t want to leave his.

That moment of clarity late at night when you realize that all the things you dream of are permanently beyond your reach and even the most simple of them would mean hurting people you care about so you just give up all feeling of hope for yet another

going back and reading all my #life posts and shit… i used to think you were the world. but i guess this past few years things have definitely changed. and i like that.

i don’t wanna imagine my life without sarah, steph, or cindy. i can’t. do you know how hard it is to find friends that are girls? once you find good ones, you never let go. i can’t. :( i just keep telling myself DISTANCE AINT NO THANGGG

ha ha ha ha fuckin ha. my life is just going downhill ha spent like 軸 on clothes no more job goin’ to a 60k/yr college need to buy a computer still ha ha ha among other things. oh well. i’d say yolo, but that phrase has gotten me

My best friend of 17 years finally apologized for being a shitty friend after I’ve been done for months now and she asked to start over. No, I already moved on and I’m good at that. Then a guy I friendzoned and then realized I actually liked

My phone, all about that 4G life

my-little-ninja: ubercharge: and we get a short! thank you blizzard fdor my life This made me cry

Being an introvert is something that most people fail to understand. It led to so many confusions in my life so far. Maybe I liked Maud so much because I’ve seen so many similarities with… well, me. Besides, she has perfect voice.

life, i am disappoint.

My life is clearly in shambles because my nail polish is chipped

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