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orangeham: areyouscreamingnow: orangeham: my rocking horses came! they’re really cheap >_> LOL HOW MUCH WERE THEY? AND WHERE BE DA SOCKS? they were like 60 including shipping, and the socks don’t fit or look good :\ it sucks, they must
In the old days, i.e. about ten years ago, most TV signals arrived to our sets as analog, not digital. They were like radio waves, except frequencies were higher. Transmitted by air, and received by roof antennas, they were accustomed to create sounds
I always hate posts that are like“This person from history was trans! They were a bank robber and they murdered like 25 people! How cool is that!”“trans 👏 positive 👏 history 👏”“What a role model I bet those people they killed deserved
punklagertha: i like how cis people act like it would be the worst thing in the world not to assume people’s genders i mean we don’t assume people’s names what if you just met someone and you were like “hey emily” and they were like “thats
vampireapologist: vampireapologist: last night at the club my friends introduced me to these guys and the guys were like “we’re 22″ and I was like cool and then a minute later they were like “we’re kidding we’re 18″ and I was like 18!!!!!
dgalerab:also i think it’s funny how tumblr was like “you can pay to see someone’s posts” and we were all like FUCK you and they were like “… pay to… inflict your own posts… on others?” and we were
nonomella: my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets
my new coworkers like me so much they invited me to get stoned with them and they totally think I’m cis lmao
zubat: One time I tipped an artist I hired for a commission and they cried. They said I was the first person who had ever tipped them in their almost 2 years of selling commissions. They were so shocked that I liked their art enough to leave a tip. They
kyaryrinrin: when i was 6 years old i was being babysat by some girls down the street and they were talking about their friend who got pregnant and I was like “what’s pregnant” and they were like “it means fat” so when i got in the car with
0itsasp00kyworld0 replied to your post: anonymous said:Could we then rena… people in the catdog tag like what is this haha, yea exactly. Does anyone remember when SU first started and people would use the “gemshipping” tag for,
Y'know, even though Amethyst and Pearl were all like “Secret team? What secret team? We don’t know anything about a secret team” when Steven wanted them to ‘do another mission’, they were both still carrying around the pizza
h0odrich: scientificphilosopher: This Lovecraftian monstrosity may look like an amalgam of dying octopuses, but it’s actually a single creature called a Basket Star, a type of deep sea brittle star. They can reach up to 11 pounds in weight and 70
switchmywardrobeeveryseason: kyaryrinrin: when i was 6 years old i was being babysat by some girls down the street and they were talking about their friend who got pregnant and I was like “what’s pregnant” and they were like “it means fat”
harrysthefather: harrysthefather: i asked this teen couple at starbucks to watch my shit while i went to piss and they were like ok and im like thanks and when i came back they were gone and this was left on my comptuer u think im joking dont u
harrysthefather: i asked this teen couple at starbucks to watch my shit while i went to piss and they were like ok and im like thanks and when i came back they were gone and this was left on my comptuer
feellikeaplat: headcanon: AJ isn’t only the tallest of the girls but she’s also the one who got her growth spurts before anyone else so when they were like 13 they were like aj is tol and strong but she got the weirdest metabolism save this girl
wednesdayinacafe: ”So I have these huge glasses that I wear that are the ugliest pair of glasses you’ll ever see in your life. But they were the ones in the glasses store that no one was going to buy. They were in the corner, they’re all dusty.
punklagertha:i like how cis people act like it would be the worst thing in the world not to assume people’s genders i mean we don’t assume people’s names what if you just met someone and you were like “hey emily” and they were like “thats
wilwheaton: #throwbackthursday They were like, “You can pose with any car you want,” so I said, “How about the Batmobile?” And they were all, “How about a Lamborghini?” And I was like, “Only if you promise to style me like I’m a HUGE
aresnakesreal: like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog.
hurtfawn: i went to starbucks today and there were some obvious hipster bloggers working right and they saw my shark sweatshirt and they were like ‘omfg i saw that on tumblr awesome dude lol sharks!!’ and i was like “uh huh give me a chai tea latte’
gaymzee: you know those people who draw their eyebrows on what if it was raining and they were outside so it washed their eyebrows off and somebody was like “whats all over your face” and they were like “my eyebrows”
i went to get blood drawn today and these two old ladies on the front desk were glaring at me and talking about me cause they thought i was lying about my age cause they thought i was 14-16, they actually kept following and yelling things like “I
kyaryrinrin:when i was 6 years old i was being babysat by some girls down the street and they were talking about their friend who got pregnant and I was like “what’s pregnant” and they were like “it means fat” so when i got in the car with my
wide-awake-and-dreaming: Kevin McHale on Ten News in Australia. @ 4:07 “When we were on tour they were asking some of these young girls, 11 12 year old girls outside the arena who they wanted to see together in third season, they were like Brittany
