I am iSheldon. (sspegram.tumblr.com)
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Snowing in Topeka! ☃️ (at Topeka, Kansas)
Zombie Frappucino! We had to! (at Starbucks)
Alarm set. #iPhoneX #iwillbetiredtomorrow
Strange Flesh Is Now Available
Gay Little Frog
When your bff captures your essence. 📷: @mcjunmp (at Home Goods)
Call me basic, but these little gems are amazing. Good find from @lacolombecoffee at @wholefoodsks. #pumpkinspicedraftlatte #coldcoffee #basicbitchlife #whitegirlstatus #wherearemyuggsandleggings
So this happened with some weird watermelon at the grocery store. 😂😂😂
@superchocbear this is how I feel about la Croix, et al.
Oktoberfest with bae! #prost (at St. John the Evangelist Catholic Parish)
“Two dark and stormies please, barkeep.” #datenight #neededit #instagramkc #waldopizzakc (at Waldo Pizza)
These may be the best Oreos of all time!
@cornwellius checking reddit while we we wait for everyone to get to the theater. (at Alamo Drafthouse Kansas City)
sspegram: In a meeting talking about Prior Authorizations (PAs)And all I can think about is Prince Alberts. And also went on tumblr. Oops!
In a meeting talking about Prior Authorizations (PAs)And all I can think about is Prince Alberts.
Fairway Frank you guilty son of a bitch
I took this picture because my friend, @fathellbear (get it?) loves Hell Boy. The pic turned out great so why not share it? (at Lukas Wine and Spirits OP)
@cornwellius and I FINALLY went to @leawoodfreezingmoo for dessert tonight. Next time it’s my name we’re ordering under. 😜 #rolledicecream #wholelattelove #withsprinklesandwhippedcream (at Freezing Moo)
Potatoes, cauliflower and mushrooms set to roast away in the oven. 😍 #iloveroastedveggies #cookingathome #dinner
Built a Lego Star Wars Resistance X-Wing Fighter today for my nephew! #legostarwars #legomania #ages6to12myass (at Lawrence, Kansas)
ithelpstodream: mic’s jack smith iv explains how the alt-right is spreading their ideologies by using recognizable internet symbols.
iamtheaardvark: when you open the door and realize you forgot to ask for a face pic
anarcho-individualist: atheistjapanesesocialist: literally-a-narwhale: atheistjapanesesocialist: literally-a-narwhale: @atheistjapanesesocialist shdjcosokakcjxjs Hey you take constructive criticism right? fer sher This fucking sucks Its
Grillin’. #gummybearbrauts
I have stretch marks.
some gay shit
pisslick: the reprise
alphatrion7189: My favorite way to spend a day off… video games in my underwear #gaygeek #gruffpup #jockstrap
My car rolled over 10,000 miles today. She’s going to her first spa appointment tomorrow afternoon. #vwjetta #vwlife #volkswagenlove #2017jettase #dustycar #cleanme (at Crown Volkswagen of Lawrence)
Cannolis to top off the evening. #dessert #tiramisucannoli #dessertfor2 #johnnyjospizzeria (at Johnny Jo’s Pizzeria)
When bae cooks. #pizza #dinnerfor2 #johnnyjospizzeria #thanksguys
Sometimes the best JO sessions are when you’re really sort on time, but have been horny all day long.
sheldontinydino: He’s very excitedStorenvy | Redbubble
millennial-review:
Waiting for @jillemconus #mallwalker #itmightrain (at West Ridge Mall)
The Great American Steak Dinner is back at Longhorn and I had to try the chocolate peanut butter jar. #yummo #dessert #needawalknow (at LongHorn Steakhouse)
Margs and apps with this one. (at On The Border Mexican Grill & Cantina)
@WhatsUpDanny
petty-vvap: earxth: teamnowalls: nintendogamegirl: why. “she done got some black dick she tryna impress his momma” “tHE OVEN???!” shE BAKED IT?!?!
Reblog if you think chubby boys are cute
cobaltdays: c-bassmeow: manhub: Omg I actually yelled ????
etherealistic-tronler: this tweet made me laugh at 12:32am let it be known
When you’re missing your grandparents that you’ve lost in the last year, but you also want to make a good breakfast in the morning. This one is for you, Grandma. ❤️
thesexualquotes: This is adulthood:
Had to get the Chocolate Zuccotto Cake on our visit to the KC Maggiano’s! (at Maggiano’s Little Italy - Kansas City)
Brunch, drinks and shopping. (at Downtown Lawrence)
Just what I needed after a long week. (at On The Border Mexican Grill & Cantina)
Let's be distracted together.
lesdienne: gay culture is trying to telepathically communicate to visibly gay people you see in public that you’re one of them
Perfect way to start the birthday weekend! (at The Blind Tiger Brewery & Restaurant)
I love Mass Street! #lfk #massstreet #urbanart (at Downtown Lawrence)
When you’re just a little extra and have to get a s'mores alcoholic shake with your corndog. #extra #messy #smores (at The Burger Stand at The Casbah)
punchgurl: Struggling to keep your rolled up sleeves looking nice is gay culture
Summer dinner vibes…At least that’s my excuse. 😂 (at On The Border Mexican Grill & Cantina)
budacub: milkshakecub:😂 I love the golden girls
Rainbow over Lawrence. 🌈 (at Lawrence, Kansas)
necrophilofthefuture: my cat figured out how to open the cabinets so he made a nest in his favorite one. he’ll only come out if he hears the fridge open. I watched this about 20 times. 😍
gaysuggestions:netflix and…rest your head on my thigh while I run my fingers through your hair continuously
