Sparkletittys✨ (5sos77.tumblr.com)
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howdy: give him a dollar
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galaxycarm: well leonardo dicaprio might just get an oscar one of these days cause soon theyre gonna run out of white people to give them to
goldenpaint: weloveshortvideos: this cat got hands i’m laughing so haed why
Wasted GIFs
kingcheddarxvii: awwww-cute: My cat sits like this when he gets excited BRACED FOR IMPACT
Peter Parker's Puns
jaxblade: jester-nene: godzillaftw: If vader got to raise Luke and Leia. Priceless This was an adventure from beginning to end
all smiles here
witneyhouston: me growing up in tennessee
robotgem: “what’s your favorite position in bed?” near the wall so I can use my phone while it’s charging
plankhandles: Cooking show I desperately want: Professional chefs compete to wow and astound totally amateur food critics who don’t know dick about shit. Get eliminated on totally arbitrary grounds such as “I don’t like sour cream.”
Rest in peace : Allan Rickman
mcrvels: I don’t give a fuck if nasa changed the zodiac. You know what nasa also did? Took planetary status away from Pluto. They can’t be trusted
Hello
dioynsus: dioynsus: appreciation post for broccoli, thanks for bein so tasty u tiny trees
tennants-hair: IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER are u sure? like are u really sure? have u seen me? u did not think this through
lethbian: me: I should go to therapy probably (later at therapy) therapist: so how are you? me: fine! I’m great actually I don’t know why I’m here I’m so great
supersugoiboi: when you reblog an ask prompt and get no asks
goodkoalatea: This is maybe my favorite existing tweet
sincerelydonte: shadowcat: jail: cortney: niketraplord: Man at Ohio State gets caught watching porn in class when headphones aren’t plugged in even if it was on silent you still have people behind you i would transfer There’s no recovering
Tastefully Offensive
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ebeansprout: JAMES BOND’S NAME IN STAR WARS IS JB-007 IM SCREAMING
antisemitic: Why do parents not know how to apologise..?
black lives matter
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noblehumor: ed has no girlfriend because sheeran away
suck my ass
samoyed-justice-warrior: IM GAY!!!!!!
J e s s i e ✨
#BLACKLIVESMATTER
shaclows: yxxz: yxxz: you know what’s really odd? numbers not divisible by 2 That joke was so bad i can’t even
earregardless: impactings: impactings: Jessie after dark update i have concerns about where katherine is going @happymaskprince
dylanthescientist: princetanaka: just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world, (cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)
supernatural-direction13:weirdteenblogger: the most dramatic moment of my life we were all Lily
allteensrelate
magnusisms: aeolus06: the-peregrine-mendicant: doomsong13: fandomblogger: i-am-funny-and-you-are-not: 0nehundred-sleepless-nights: blainesbedroom: diamondintherough96: pudding-is-the-new-fondue: just-a-cardboard-box: a-very-not-royal-prince:
youneedagrownman: bjnovakdjokovic: did this guy just livetweet a poisoning that he committed people play too much
strangeparker: christian memes are a thing I wasn’t ready to stumble upon
howdy: i love ellen
yesoknvm: Very feelio
number1slut: i love cats
Here's to the people who...
danteasers: fanboy-phil: rudeplanet: An actual text I was sent This is the most romantic thing ever. the only pickup line i’ll accept
tastefullyoffensive: We’ve all been there…
ridge: i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure
illkim: “Mom can we get McDonalds?” “Eat what’s in the fridge”
peanutscratch: Young man, The world will soon be destroyed, I said young man, Prepare to scream at the void
shyloflynn: wilwheaton: sigmatique: pebbles5ever: hypno-angex: suklaaaa: bunnyinafez: iwantfitbody: madamedepompador: winchesterwolves: moniker-padacklyte: zillystring: wasereborworthit: mellowminty: pizzaforpresident: petition to rename
sangoireseussian: daddy-frnk: hearse-in-reverse: bannerinthevalley: solitarylikeme: tinytazninja: dickrockerjanecrocker: blainedarling: heysammy: a-sorta-fairytale: imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with
emeraldbriar: matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll: homeschoolhour: zombielovejuice: WE ALL KNOW THAT EMOTION UNMUTE THIS I’m the dog My emotion right now is this dog.
bennyslegs: when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation
tastefullyoffensive: There are three types of people at the bar…
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