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fruitcrocs: lubricates: oreoprince: I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES
darkriku5: My friend was walking and found this Godzilla toy in the Trash so he put a shirt on it, named him John, and then took him out to T.G.I. Fridays and then Dinner was on John.
done: annulet: thoued: vidarianvivisepulture: vidarianvivisepulture: vidarianvivisepulture: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom.
dangerdonut: being bisexual and having different feelings when ur attracted to guys than when u are to girls is so hard to explain bc being attracted to a guy is like “ah” and being attracted to a girl is like “oo” but that doesn’t make any
rneerkat: why’s snapchat tryin to be 16 different apps
buttsec: i just sneezed and my brother texted me “shut up”
allrivenkithandkin: peachylipskiss: how to look like u werent just crying in the bathroom hold a cold rag/tissue to your eyes and anywhere else that tends to get red or blotchy for two minutes regulate your breathing so your blood flow evens out fix
We Ain't Ever Gettin' Older
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tomkirk: my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background
shasta-brah: camdeezy: xfiels: you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night One time I thought a poster had fallen down in the middle of the night, but when I turned on my light, it actually was an opossum
jackingtonoff: jackingtonoff: WAIT THE BEST FALL OUT BOY VIDEO EVER IS WHEN PETE’S GIVING A TOUR OF HIS HOUSE OR WHATEVER FOR MTV AND THEN HIS MOM COMES HOME AND STARTS BRINGING THE GROCERIES AND PATRICK WANDERS IN RIGHT BEHIND HER CARRYING IN GROCERIES
twerking-with-yo-grandma: just got a text from my mom sayin ily and i was like aw ily2 and then
vethox: prettyboyshyflizzy: thaunderground: youngblackandvegan: mjsheartisstillbeating: rubiceliagodinez: WHAT THE FUCK…Its one thing to do that to a human who can some what fight back but REALLY A DOG!!! 😤😡😠 Looks like this blew right
ladyginger97: I thought he was just confused…but no, Pete was literally getting a fucking tattoo done while all of this was going on. This just blows my mind.
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jaclcfrost: [slams fist down on the table] who gave your voice permission to sound that attractive
lomadia: House is the best. I lived for these random consults he did.
@dogs that wag their tail so hard their butt shakes
allteensrelate
Thomas Sanders
snaketysnake: d'you think the Slytherins were ever making fun of Luna and someone makes a rude comment about her abnormally pale blonde hair and then a silence falls they all look to Draco who is kind of touching his own hair and looking offended
black lives matter
absconds: absconds: if u have a crush on me please stand up
omariospizza:when your sibling has the same last name as you
now change ‘heterosexual’ to ‘adam sandler’ and this post becomes pretty sandlerphobic doesnt it
telapathetic: the floor is a shelf for everything
bigsavefurniture: my biggest insecurity is that i cant cartwheel. what do i do when im full with glee? just fuckin stand there, it haunts me everyday
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unclefather: Tit’s healthy for You!
magneito: magneito: does anyone else remember the shrek version of american idol that was in the bonus features of shrek 2 or was that just some crazy dream i had its real
kardashidan: kardashidan: someone help me im in love
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confirmance: itsagifnotagif: lsdzeppelin: i was taking pictures of the new puppy when i look out the window to see the older dog just
all smiles here
ernbarassing: *suddenly remembers all of life’s responsibilities on sunday night*
splders: hey youre cute im ugly opposites attract you have to date me sorry i dont make the rules
electricsexdoll: I’m such a “Look at the moon!” person.
buck-barnes: i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
Mamrie Hart
vinebox: This fucked me up.
yaslarryyas: newfonewhodis: LIAM PLEASE I FORGOT ABOUT THIS
wimey: i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration
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nakedly: nakedly: i hate perfect people which is why i hate myself
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trelyon: If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card
sweeneytad: I just realized I’ve survived everything I’ve ever encountered in life. I have a 100% survival rate. I’m fucking nailing it.
santasgreatesthits: this is gonna be Jaden Smith’s next tweet
smallfrenchoreocabob: ghettoempress: cockhunt: artificial-difficulty: This is a train wreck from start to finish me annarchism I laughed harder than I should have…
Calms
lullabelleno: heroes-get-made: “This isn’t your typical love story…” opens the trailer for a movie about a white, heterosexual, cisgender, able-bodied, middle class, and likely loosely Christian couple who find each other through serendipity
cardozzza: I love that babies ball their hands up into fists all the time Baby you can’t even sit up yet, who are you gonna fight? I support it completely but who you going after? Who’s trying you?
themanwithfrozenhearts: im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness
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