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depressionista: distraptorvelociraptor = ———————- timeraptor distraptor —————— = velocity
worclip: This Too Shall Pass (2012) by Tomorrow Machine Independent packaging project for perishable goods: Is it reasonable that it takes several years for a milk carton to decompose naturally, when the milk goes sour after a week? This Too Shall Pass
drakefanclub: DINNER IS READY
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how I feel watching black bullet
yardovich: worldsworstgrandpa: He’s just some guy who randomly showed up one day that became friends with Wario. That makes it even better. Nobody knows where Waluigi came from. He just exists. whats even better is that Waluigi’s first appearance
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tranxio: “Oh my god, I’m turning into—a vampire!” "But how? I didn’t even bite you yet!” Premature edraculation
soaply: seaw1tch: i am dying Free Him
masterblaster: theeasyvirtue: masterblaster: We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than ฤ they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So… to big to use….? You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print
adoerable: adoerable: struttin down the victoria secret catwalk like every couple of weeks or so this gets a random explosion of notes
being ugly is just the worst thing that can happen to you. If you’re ugly, people will make fun of you, they will treat you like garbage, and even if they aren’t animals, they are always secretly judging you as disgusting. On top of that,
Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.
insertatitlehere: colorsofsocialjustice: thehufflepufffromgallifrey: Story here FUCK. I reblogged this earlier, but I’m posting it again as a reminder that, while we’ve all been spinning our wheels over the horrific events in Cali and the nearly
raspbeary: off to see the wizard
whycantibe1oftheoneswithacoolurl: schrodingerscatisdead: me at pokemon daycare I had to reblog this again
I seriously need to talk to Freack and Arquius more. These days it seems like I have so many friends that I just forgot I had.
So apparently I narrowly avoided a huge scam that I thought was a job offering in probably the dumbest possible way
bopx: Here are the studies I did for my elements class this semester. Some are more rushed or just less successful than others but overall I’m happy with the end result.
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This mentally ill guy on the subway was ranting about something or other, I wasn’t paying attention but there were a lot of angry comments about “greediness,” “big noses,” and “a threat to our race”. Really now,
treesandfangs: livingwithdisability: We like really like this cup with a rotating handle: Many conditions, such as Parkinson’s Disease, arthritis, and MS, cause symptoms such as tremors, muscle and joint pain, and dexterity problems that can make
When did you get comfortable with your body?
brttny32194: joyouscatus: yui-art: what do u mean this gift is not for me? my heart is broken i’m cry omf it gets even sadder when he drags it away from him i dont care if that kitten is ripping out your kidney give him the fucking thing
0-memento-mori-0: I can almost guarantee the majority of the notes are Homestucks reblogging ironically
ikimaru: happy mother’s dayy! couldn’t decide which one to draw so I drew both uvu
clannyphantom: Justin Bieber set his neighbour’s house on fire and has yet to be charged. Spread this shit like a wildfire
mostlycatsmostly: (via Spielpause - Bild) they look just like my cats. just a week and a half left you two…
bingerdinkhumpydunky: edwardspoonhands: Committing suicide is a crime in the US not so that we can punish the depressed, but because, if it weren’t, it would be illegal for the police to enter a home to save someone they suspected was about to kill
humansofnewyork: Today in microfashion… Today across the street from my house
Lets talk about Alt!Calliope for a minute. According to Aranea, Caliborn has an extremely dominant personality. Barring glitches in reality, it is certain that Caliborn would win out over Calliope. Calliope believes that hidden away somewhere in the
fyomnomnom: Beef by nicknamemiket on Flickr.
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laura-b-fernandez: Fuel to my soul. Because today is supposed to be all about lovey dovey,and I find in true friendship one of the most valuables forms of love,here´s to Jeannie,one of the most sweetest persons around here. “Iberian ham pantumaca&r
do-not-touch-my-food: Spinach, Artichoke and Bacon Stuffed Soft Pretzels
do-not-touch-my-food: Brown Butter Lobster, Bacon and Crispy Kale Pasta
im-horngry: Sorbet - As Requested!
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you know, for two long years I’ve let other people, tumblr people, tell me that I’m a jerk or a sexist or some other nonsense, and I believed every word of it. I hated myself for a long time before I finally realized something. Tumblr doesn&rs
simonanoms: “Coq Au Vin” - Braised heritage chicken I seared the chicken pieces first after coating them in the usual salt and pepper, removed, then started sweating the mirepoix and garlic. Then added the pearl onions, some of the red wine.
phantomon: i hate this fucking website
So what if Dave or Davesprite gets his hands on Alt! Calliope’s egg and drops it like it’s hot while the pimp’s in the crib. The resulting cherub, which has no divided personality, gender or blood color would be all wonked on the head
crazy-cook: Vichyssoise
parisinspired: 2013-09-12 Titillating Thursday: Cheese soup [not even kidding] (Paris)Poached egg in gorgonzola cream / Oeuf poché et crème de gorgonzola (Paris) _______________________…View Post
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awesomemrbrown: Untitled en We Heart It.
dropdeaddelicious: Gougères
theafternoonmoon: This meal felt like a celebratory meal even though there was nothing specific to celebrate: balsamic roasted Brussels sprouts with garlic, endives braised with chicken broth and thyme, and Frenched lamb rib chops that were simply pan
pastasfoglia: Emmental Français by chez loulou on Flickr.
food2share: Confit de Canard recipe here
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ileftmyheartintokyo: Septime - Suckling Pig by nicknamemiket on Flickr.
oddstranger: wannyy: mystic-johnson: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS SITE nope. i quit. the amount of porn on this website is outragious.
xekstrin: meulynn: based off animebooty’s gorgeous trickster design! god damn it you can’t do this to me
stripedpants: why can’t you be more like your sister is this a homestuck post or not? it’s really ambiguous
afaultinreality: chibisayuri: Bouncing baby bunnies. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
policymic: Doctor saves child’s life by practicing heart surgery on 3D-printed model Heart surgery is an extremely difficult procedure. Even more so when the tiny anatomy of a small child is involved. When 14-month old Roland Lian Cung Bawi’s heart
shsl-mochi: mrfalling12345: OMG WHAT DID I DO!? For mobile just hold the reblog button z
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