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easilyfooledplump: fantheoriesandfoodporn: This is the home of the Heaven Beetle, an unnamed gem monster found at the top of the Sky Spire. Her name is never mentioned, but I assume she was Soapstone, which scarabs were carved from, and her “sister”
What stands out to you about Peridot? Her giant ego? Her childlike wonder at the simplest aspects of life on earth? Her giant ego? Her realistic depiction of psychological and physical disabilities? Her giant… hair?Okay, admit it, it’s her ego.
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In Too Short To Ride we learned several things about Peridot, the most spectacular being that she can bend metal.Yes, metal, it’s not telekinesis. It may not have been clear if Steven said metal or mental, but he goes on to list her ability to take
This is just a thought, but telekinesis/metalbending might be Peridot’s weapon.I sincerely hope Steven said “metal” because if so it would mean that Peridot has a weapon compatible with Lapis’s waterbending, allowing the two to fight with mercury
Did anyone else just ship GregXPearl all of a sudden?Tell me I’m not the only one
If you’ve watched this PLEASE REMAIN CALMI’m saying right now this isn’t going to work. Yes, We saw her reform, but don’t assume it’s permanent or even short-term she briefly took a human form last time she reformed too before monstering out.
irlknife: okay jsyk tumblr has started playing video ads even if you have adblock. and easy way to fix this is go up to the tumblr tab, right click, and click mute tab.
Finnochio alla Piastra A sandwich of fennel, prosciutto and a parmesan cream sauce with balsamic vinegar for dipping This is the first time I’ve posted my own food. I hope you liked it. @fightingdreamer34
I’ve made a lot of theories about Lion in my time as a fan theorist. Hopefully this will be the last one left standing after July’s impending Stevennuke obliterates the fandom in a fusion-powered shockwave of pure feels. Time is a-wastin’ so let’s
fantheoriesandfoodporn: The fandom has had a hard time accepting Rose Quartz as the messiah her followers presented her as. Maybe she seemed too perfect to be real, maybe people were too cynical about war to accept she had a perfectly clean record. Whate
The fandom has had a hard time accepting Rose Quartz as the messiah her followers presented her as. Maybe she seemed too perfect to be real, maybe people were too cynical about war to accept she had a perfectly clean record. Whatever the reason, the doubt
invaderxan:Glass Potato Chips!
erinwyso:Leftover pumpkin pie, using reverse spherification – recipe/method at www.olivesfordinner.com.
archiemcphee: The Department of Outstanding Origami is drooling over these edible origami cranes created by Japanese chef Koichi Hashimoto, who has trained and worked with some of the most famous chefs in the world, including Spanish chef Ferran Adrià
kathrynyu: Highlights of dinner at Alinea: 1. Raw scallops on a bed of seaweed and liquid nitrogen 2. Japanese charcoal on a rock slab, with seared tuna, pork belly, wagyu beef, and a crispy shrimp head 3. Duck five ways, served with 60 different garnis
cinemagorgeous:Beautiful fantasy art by Mathew Stewart.
I didn’t want to get mad about Josuke’s backstory all over again. Aborted plot twists angry up the blood somethin’ fierce
This is the home of the Heaven Beetle, an unnamed gem monster found at the top of the Sky Spire. Her name is never mentioned, but I assume she was Soapstone, which scarabs were carved from, and her “sister” the Earth beetle was Enstatite, which
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Elephant in the room first: Wow bismuth is different from what I expected. I’m a little disappointed she turned out to be all sappy instead of the kind of gem who goes “Fight me! I’ll Kick you ass! I’ll kick his ass! I’ll kick my own ass!”
sutheory: gapgems: uzumakihimwari-chan: WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS Who is this rainbow space mother?? RAINBOW SPACE MOM
peachdeluxe: i cant breathe
I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but we’ve never actually seen Ronaldo and Peedee’s mom despite the Fryman family appearing together frequently in numerous shots.The family as a whole is pretty dysfunctional as well, with Peedee being perpetually
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islamicaphorisms: Sushi night
intensefoodcravings: Tonkotsu Ramen | CuriousNut
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veggiecomfort: Creamy Courgetti with White Bean Sauce
food–archives: sweet chicken bacon bites.
Hey everyone. I’m excited to announce that I’m going to be joining forces with Cartoon Universe in order to bring my theories to a larger audience. From here on out, many of my theories will soon be available on YouTube in addition to Tumblr and
A lot of fans have speculated over the past year or two that because of her physical defect, the oblong shape of her gemstone, Pearl isn’t capable of shapeshifting.This isn’t entirely unfounded. As seen in Cat Finger, Secret Team and Keep Beach City
the-world-of-steven-universe: Well, well, well, looks like Steven’s back!! STEVEN’S SUMMER ADVENTURE! BEGINS MONDAY JULY 18th. [SOURCE]
For quite a while, Onion stood out among the cast as someone or something that just did not belong. He doesn’t speak, he doesn’t eat, he behaves incredibly bizarrely even for a little kid, and even Steven isn’t sure whether or not he’s human.Onion
image courtesy of welchtoonsHey guys, I’m trying something a bit different. I’m pretty sure this story isn’t going to get published at any point so I decided I’d put it here. Tell me what you guys think and if you want to see some more of my writing.
fantheoriesandfoodporn: So I think it’s about time I start writing up a compilation of all the possible weapons that could result from Rose or Steven fusing with the other crystal gems. Let’s start off easy. The Temple Gem (Cubic Zirconium?): Sword
So I think it’s about time I start writing up a compilation of all the possible weapons that could result from Rose or Steven fusing with the other crystal gems. Let’s start off easy.The Temple Gem (Cubic Zirconium?): SwordAs many of you know, the
diodio: mfw your precious son koichi reminds you that some gay vampire stole ur great great grandfathers dick and created children with it Jesus christ, im not the only one who thought this. I thought I was going crazy, I know for a fact that line wasn&r
fantheoriesandfoodporn: So, I recently posted my theory on Peridot’s weapon and soon after publishing it I realized that I had overlooked another tiny gem we’ve been learning about little by little. Before I get into what Sapphire’s “weapon”
Let’s talk about Pearls for a second. I’ll not mince words; they are fucking weird in the context of the show. We fans have kind of decided that pearls are robotic servants made by homeworld to do their bidding but I’m starting to have doubts.first
shelldragon: Monster of the Day Week 1 Roundup! Post on Monster of the Day October Challenge which I have been doing every year since 2008. Day 1 - Spider-roach with needle legs Day 2 - Wizard Slime Day 3 - Venus Human Trap Day 4 - Teddy Zombear Day
So by now a lot of people have noted that gem locations and gem personalities are linked. Below I’ve compiled a list of how a gem’s personality is linked to their gem placement. This may lead us to predict traits of certain gems before we get to know
ttitansgo: How are gems able to travel the vast distances between star systems? Well, it looks like they just showed us how! The attention to detail in this show is remarkable. (explanation below)The closest star to earth, besides the sun, is about
As I’m sure you all know, I posted a controversial claim a few days ago that Garnet should break up. Needless to say, this provoked an overwhelmingly negative reaction from certain groups, but among all the hateful comments there were actually a large
Thanks you for your support and empathy. Don’t worry too much about me, I’m doing much better right now, due in no small part to all of you.I will resume my theory posting fairly soon and have a specific analysis queued up for early next, though in
These are just a few of the responses I got from my Garnet post. I never mentioned her sexuality, I never even considered it relevant, but that doesn’t really make a difference now does it.I’ll be honest, I didn’t sleep well last night. I don’t
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