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do you ever eat a whole stack of pancakes, and then as you are savoring the last bite, you realize that tree sap is essentially a plant’s blood, and that means you just feasted upon the boiled ichor if a thousand canadians simply because your cake
ipukeglitterlikeaboss: cretinouschronicler: myurlistoolong: kaynime: gypseian: forwhenyouneedhope: I know this can seem like a really harsh lesson sometimes. But if you’re taking meds, you absolutely. must. consult. your. doctor. if you want
agnosticbutts: cretinouschronicler: agnosticbutts: captain-toaster: palemarried: why the fuck. did equius make tavros’s groin magnetic. for what. for what fucking reason would that ever be nessaasry vriska’s hand is made of metal. equius is
myurlistoolong: kaynime: gypseian: forwhenyouneedhope: I know this can seem like a really harsh lesson sometimes. But if you’re taking meds, you absolutely. must. consult. your. doctor. if you want to stop. I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH. YES
agnosticbutts: captain-toaster: palemarried: why the fuck. did equius make tavros’s groin magnetic. for what. for what fucking reason would that ever be nessaasry vriska’s hand is made of metal. equius is a good friend Holy effing shit a magnetron
uncle-par-par: belledecam: brace yourself, it’s finally here… bellydancestuck full res gamzee pls
genteelgunslinger: sannam: => Nepeta: Explain Shipping Wall to dad in great detail. Tumblr you’ve been a bag of (wonderful) sadsies tonight, I need something silly and cute to maintain my sanity. I will be turning this into a short story soon.
fan-troll: pinch those invisible nipples jon you go for the gold
fooderland: Lavender Whoopie Pies with Vanilla Bean Frosting
DO YOU EVER GET SO ATTACHED TO ONE OF YOUR INTERNET FRIENDS THAT WHEN THEY’RE NOT ONLINE OR THEY’RE ONLINE AND THEY’RE NOT REALLY TALKING TO YOU YOU CAN FEEL YOUR INSIDES WHINING LIKE A SMALL KITTEN AND YOU LIKE WANT TO TALK TO THEM BUT YOU’RE
mausspace: the-unpopular-opinions: timmy turner is the worst piece of shit in the history of animated cartoons.let me explain this shit to you. His only problems in life are his shitty babysitter and his parents not paying attention to him. Let me tell
See, this is an excellant reason why my life would be better if I never spoke, typed or communicated with anyone through any other means.
agnosticbutts: lolzman87: maxi5199: ap0calii2p-0u0: dollorosa: applemccharmly: xx8lue8loodedxx: calibornsfabulouseyelashes: loliyanderesha: cry cry cry ouch vriska i feel pain looking at her god i cry exactly like vriska i’ve got the equius
shrou: rose being a dork
yummyinmytumbly: Grilled Scallop Sliders - Banh Mi Style
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I remember the days when I had someone to talk to every day
shubbabang: im actually legitimately sorry
la-cerise-sur-le-gateau56: mini020 on Flickr.Via Flickr : Petits pains briochés aux pépites de chocolat
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echo-of-clara: the-idolatress: Matt Smith looks like a really enthusiastic Raptor that’s happy to be taken of a walk. Everything you just said is perfect and I love it
paintdoktahwho: 11’s regeneration
I’ve reached that sad point in my life where out of the only two old white men I can trust anymore, one is a british alien who commits genocide on an annual basis, and the other died 16 years ago when a wizard who looked like Alan Rickman blasted
'God's Law' Cited To Silence Openly Gay Lawmaker
epicurious: Little Apricot Cakes (Bon Appétit, June 2013)
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thecakebar: Official UV Vodka Summer Drinks {you must click list for all recipes} Quick, easy, delicious, and not a lof of ingredients…. perfect for summer!
Do you remember the tiles from an othello set, like how they are white on one side and black on the other? When I was a kid and I had a moral dilema, I would take this one othello piece I had stolen, ask it a question of morality and flip it for a no
ccdraws: aw, isn’t college/university fun :) this is my life pretty much
veganfoody: Daikon Roll-UpsThis is a fun little appetizer to serve at a party – it looks very attractive and cheerful. Replace the honey with agave to veganize this recipe.
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gwynnettst: SUNFLOWER cocoa nib, charred onion, artichoke
elorablue: Bremen Photography
f0o0od: Lemon ricotta pancakes
likewisepersephone: Light Fettuccine Alfredo
cookingupchaos: Banana-Chocolate Chip Cake with Peanut Butter Frosting
arazor: Making some fake egg yolks with @harlanturk
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veganrecipecollection: (via Sweet Potato Asparagus Cakes)
nolafoodporn: Fried Pickles with a house made Remoulade sauce from Bayou Hot Wings
vegnews: Thought you were addicted to French fries? Get a load of these Baked Polenta Fries with Garlic Tomato Sauce. Click here for the recipe!
ju5t4n3rd: swagabonds: original-recipe-winnafish: preservedcucumbers: There are two things in life that I am truly passionate about: Comics, and honey. Just don’t give it to babies and small children especially raw, okay? Okay. Carry on. i dont
arquius: one could definitely complain about all of these being umbrellaed with “disability” and one could definitely complain about the two people with “identity issues” being two of the most jokey characters in A6I3 but it’s cool nonetheless
best-of-funny: uss-spirk: Moments after hearing over the intercom: “Hey Spock, remember that time we did it on the bridge?”. X
best-of-funny: izzielosthermind: stabla: if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that
omkim: hair cut~
f0o0od: Milky Way brownie bites
themodernexchange: Pear Nectar & Thyme Mimosa | The Glitter Guide
thecakebar: Individual Whole Peach Pies lawwwd Jeeeezus…. THIS IS A PIE
adelecologne: Afternoon break..
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brookecbphoto: Apple, Brie, Focaccia Bread
veganrecipecollection: (via Sweet Potato Coconut Curry Soup | Minimalist Baker Recipes)
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buzzfeedfood: All of the cheese, please.
arquius: els3n: els3n: i was looking for weapons of myth for a thing when is that the fucking sord HOLY SHIT IT IS I FOUND THE SORD *…..
