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I am officially and utterly done with dealing with other human beings. If trying to help others so that as few people get hurt as possible makes me an asshole, then I’m an asshole. If standing up for myself against abusive authority figures makes
why do I even have a tumblr anymore? I have nobody to talk to, and nobody I am really intent on following
freackthehopefull: poryqon: My aunt spent ฟ on a piece of butter shaped like a turkey and we were all making fun of it so much she cried That is so sad. this was a brilliant purchase.
serenity-fails: MAKO FAN CLUB
demented-sheep: I’M ALWAYS SEEING CHRISTMAS BUT THERE IS BARELY ANY HANUKKAH SO HERE IT IS [i missed up on the menorah i didn’t have a reference when i was drawing this] [[i’ll do another Hanukkah one soon]]
sexiswrong: my favorite game I have never played before but I am 1000% certain it is the best game ever if you are into it
best-of-funny: cosplay-in-the-usa: imanadult: kaseybug: Grilled mac and cheese sandwiches in tomato soup shots Fuck me in the face not sure if “Fuck me in the face“ is the correct response for this…. X
demented-sheep: soup nepeta from the stream!!! daniel got a capture of it before my computer shut off but here it is!!!
josefsuatengco: /co/ recently made the perfect redhead.
Believing all white people are racist is still racism whether you like it or not Believing all men are sexists and/or rapists is still misandry whether you like it or not Believing all christians are homophobic and/or religious bigots is still religious
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kiwialldaylong: OMG I can’t even, they got funnier and now I cries.
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masthya: some daverezi too
billciphers: Pesky orphans!
sebastiancielandtheclangers: i took away her leek :(
best-of-funny: countrylove87: h-ella: fyeahmainer: motivationintohabit: I’ve never hit the reblog button so fast in my life. This dog is 500% done my favourite part is the second dog that attempts it X
freackthehopefull: I know what mirthful means. But it still sounds like it means sad. there are a of words that sound like the opposite of what they mean, but to name them all would be a mirthful
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twentyoneandpregnant: lifehackable: Hack Life Here I did this once and I thought it said two CUPS of vanilla extract and my whole house smelled like the pillsburry dough boys butt hole for a month.
perpetual-hunger: Chocolate Dipped Churros
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foodopia: red wine ice cream: recipe here
food-everybody-loves: Click here to see more
wonderfultimeoftheyear: Eating Strawberry Cheesecake at the moment! I do prefer Strawberry Swirl though… lol. ♥
workislifeiswork: BEFORE MY ALARM SOUNDS: AFTER MY ALARM SOUNDS:
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weed-patron: Boost your daily workouts with these unusual tips that can help establish weight loss, muscle, and good health! http://bit.ly/1bJihGV I don’t normally reblog stuff like this, but someone tagged it as food and it just looks too cool
chefthisup: Roasted Pumpkin, Eschalot and Herb Medley. Get the recipe here » http://bit.ly/HyW1Fa
bowlofbloodoranges: samantha2k13: halloweenismybirthday: FOREVER UPSET IT HURTS. Benny……
I miss having people to show my writing to
eclecticpandas: what pizza looks like around the world!
waifuanon: 120-cell: ashtrolls: sapientpawnkeeper: autumntrolls: mutant-trolls: eternalpsychosis: kikyocockerhamandmizoreshirayuki: Your friend made y bracelets. From my math book… what does this mean? “He had a resume so long and detailed,
kyrandis: Freakin’ dying from the CUTE over here. ♥♥♥
quienesesachica: Siamese by Natalie Shau
stormwind13: Cuteness!
chefnicholaswilkins: Fall is upon us South texas Antelope, parsnip, walnuts, pickled crosnes, curry, hibiscus
gastrogirl: chipotle black bean burgers.
holly's boyfriend's blog: cretinouschronicler: holly’s boyfriend’s blog: captaincombusken:...
holly's boyfriend's blog: captaincombusken: spankmethorin: logicsomething:...
best-of-funny: X
my-culinary-chronicles: Rotisserie chicken (with Delicata squash, ricotta cheese, currants, and garlic croutons.) @ Nopa in San Francisco, CA.
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my 1,000th post was french fries. That really seems fitting somehow
in-my-mouth: Garlic and Parsley Fries
treatsforme: http://treatsforme.tumblr.com/
slytheringsnake: my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?” and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered “Maybe i need to use the sleep”
in-my-mouth: Julia Child’s Coq au Vin
southofrancecuisine: PAELLA Recipe from our latin cousins, beautiful spanish cook Recette de nos cousins latin, magnifique plat espagnol
restaurantmatisse: Weekly SpecialsSoup Chilled Mint and grilled heirloom tomato.Salad Butter poached dungeness crab and hand peeled shrimp cocktail with avocado and mint.Crepe Local Chantrelle mushroom & bacon with camembert cheese and mornay
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