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knottedodyssey: everanix: 30 Day OTP Challenge Day 1: Holding hands SHUT UP I can be my own OTP OKAY??? hgfknh holy shit i am dying TOO CUTE this is my otp of otps and it’s CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON I do not recognize this pairing. who are they supposed
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shavingryansprivates: goodstuffhappenedtoday: Oh, this? Just some teenage girls from Africa who invented a urine-powered generator. How’s this for an innovative startup: four African girls — the eldest of which is just fifteen years old — have
I need to find shit to do with my time. 4chan is not a good substitute for anything.
I picked it up as research for a book I wanted to write and it is one of the best arguments in favor of piracy and in opposition to intellectual property laws I have ever read. This book is eye-opening. Read it
knottedodyssey: cretinouschronicler: fishingboatproceeds: a hard sentence to finish. Stop knocking on Tosh. His humor may be offensive but he got a TV show for a reason. Tumblr can take Family guy and South Park, why’s he any different? (tosh has
fishingboatproceeds: a hard sentence to finish. Stop knocking on Tosh. His humor may be offensive but he got a TV show for a reason. Tumblr can take Family guy and South Park, why’s he any different?
dani990: cretinouschronicler: techloveartist: eteo: cincosechzehn: X marks the spot. jake english lord jake english You guys do remember the ring right? That’s not a thing that stopped existing or anything. ??????? the ring john took out
techloveartist: eteo: cincosechzehn: X marks the spot. jake english lord jake english You guys do remember the ring right? That’s not a thing that stopped existing or anything.
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Bluh, please do not be another stomach virus.
arachnofiend: digitallyimpaired: everythingstuck: AS A TEENAGE TROLLBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! o H MY GOSH REMEMBER THIS I fucking loved this show Replace jenny with dirkbot and the nerdy kid (i think his name was sheldon, but i’m not sure)
husklaughingalonewithkanaya: turretserenade: KanayaThinkingAboutBoobs.jpg But no seriously, even if you’re not fond of the ship, this whole incident was pretty hilarious. Also holy shit next time I decide to use a humanoid light source somebody please
virginsasuke: deepnightmare: I. DEMAND. TO. KNOW. WHERE. THIS. PLACE. IS. j……ap…an…….. Park slope/brooklyn/NYC. can’t miss it, it’s next to blue ribbon and across the street from TD Bank and La Villa. I have never gone in EDIT:
I had another idea for a story. A man is searching through his dusty old attic when he comes across a cherished childhood toy that had once been his only friend. Remembering the days when his mind made their games real, he decides to pass it on to his
astrokidmusic: I fucking love space yo whoa
I’m sorry you don’t have a sense of humor, is there anything I can do to help?
why have I yet to see a gif of Luffy from OnePiece dancing with the caption “Gumgum style”?
thenewkiki: micarteraesnarnia: This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful. LMAO, this is from season 1 of The Walking
How do food, style, music and architecture adapt to the times? Certainly every prediction made of these concepts in the past has gone wrong, and most certainly ours will be no different. I guess it is a matter of believability.
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freackthehopeful: cretinouschronicler: freackthehopeful: cretinouschronicler: freackthehopeful: cretinouschronicler: roachpatrol: hhhnngh All these suits look the same. This is a fact for all mens fashion. It is a FACT. There is no denying it.
freackthehopeful: cretinouschronicler: freackthehopeful: cretinouschronicler: roachpatrol: hhhnngh All these suits look the same. This is a fact for all mens fashion. It is a FACT. There is no denying it. Ladies, check your privilege. HAHa Would
freackthehopeful: cretinouschronicler: roachpatrol: hhhnngh All these suits look the same. This is a fact for all mens fashion. It is a FACT. There is no denying it. Ladies, check your privilege. HAHa Would you like me to go all accidental social
roachpatrol: hhhnngh All these suits look the same. This is a fact for all mens fashion. It is a FACT. There is no denying it. Ladies, check your privilege.
Remember when I said I don’t think guys look good in women’s clothes? That guy looks good in a skirt
toastedghost: lwyllastorch: ireallyneedtogotosleepbutiwont: jumpingjacktrash: findadventure: victoryjobs: we were taught about how David and Jonathan were ~best bros~ when this was obviously not the case #that time there was a gay couple in
Yesterday I wanted to write the world’s first solarpunk novel. today it’s a post-global-warming robin hood with literal software pirates and anti-capitalist themes.
freackthehopeful: cretinouschronicler: I spent ฮ on this dumb mask, please tell me it was worth it. yes. SO worth it. I <3 sarcasm
I spent ฮ on this dumb mask, please tell me it was worth it.
Blood. Sweat. Tears. These are what progress is made of.
So my psychiatrist is now advising that I take one of my meds in the evening and the rest before bed. The problem is, the word evening is extremely arbitrary. Apparently this redistribution is pretty important, but how am I supposed to go by such a genera
Mom, he broke my heart: Mom, I got an F: Mom, I had a fight with my best friend: Mom, I have exams soon and I don’t know where to start: your kid is going to end up with boobs regardless of their sex or gender.
For those of you who don’t know Rachel Mcwhirter, she was the musician who wrote Indigo Archer, and wrote and sang Temporal Shenanigans. She is an amazing musician, and I will not rest until everyone knows that she is awsome
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Prepare for trouble, and make it double to protect the rich from devastation to disenfranchise all gays within our nation to denounce the evils of truth and love to strap our dog to the car above Mitt Paul Team Romney, blasting off at the speed of light
OBAMA WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!
doodleanon: jane’s boobs talk jade talks to jane’s boobs these are the things hsg has decided Hahaha, this is why I love HSG. It’s so much better than those boring people on that boring skype chat for boring folk. Who needs them anyway? I
freackthehopeful: datkarkatass: neurowolf: Fact. FACT. And yeah it did hurt like a bitch, but now I look back and realized what a giant cunt he was and the fact that I took way too much bullshit trying to maintain a relationship with a horrible person.
midnightstarnalkina: lady-brown: theliahh: bloodskullsandroses: apocalypse-inside: riptyd: Bring it!! ask but if you don’t like my answer ,that’s on you. You’ll very likely get a reply… may not be the one you want. ANYTHING! Distract
hey, does anyone here have a skype account? If so, what is you username?
That said, you are all my friends, and if Romney starts making the blue states submit tributes for the hunger games, I would be glad to volunteer for any of you.
You know that feeling where you have so many things going on in your head that you would be willing to talk to some random guy on the subway who smells like peanut butter and ammonia just because they are close enough to hear you and chatter? I’m
Him winning would just mean that the people have made their choice. If the republicans win, I think they should have a celebratory road trip. Just imagine that guy, speeding down highway 66, not a care in the world, the wind whipping through his hair
randomosity!: Your current number of followers is the number of your Spirit Pokemon
dani990: techloveartist: holycowworshipper: nonsensicallyrics: freackthehopeful: ikimaru: strawberrysonatina: life-writer: mamahussie: hevoyic: portablemiah: portablemiah: sanctuaryguardian: o bttg jh dvd uh (via billie-joe) jo bt htoph
amonsteraday: Yes we know you love your kids your significant other your grandfather your dog your restaurant food God cooking nature Just hunker down and make a dessert from bay leaves, a pork pie, whipped topping, and a pear, please. People of Choppe
This guy is simply a comedic genius
And it struck my how much my priorities have changed in the past few weeks
which of these designs should I iron onto my new hoodie?
Christ, who in their right mind would post multiple pictures of the aftermath of a guy jumping 30 stories? Thus marks the first time I have ever unfollowed someone
does anyone know how to tie a scarf so it masks the lower half of your face? Also, does anyone know where to buy a scarf with skulls on it?
As much as I like tumblr, I kind of hate that it prevents you from having a conversation with someone unless you are willing to annoy out of everyone and consume their dashboards. Also, the single-tag-search thing. Anyone feel like having a conversation