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You’d think at some point both my moms would sit me down and have a talk about it
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I like Garnet. She’s a admirable character, an awesome fighter and her sole song is the best one in the series. That said, for Steven Universe to unlock it’s true potential Ruby and Sapphire are going to need to split up, and do so for an extended
So I ran Steven through the Mary Sue Litmus Test…
Easy: Spending hours a day writing intricately researched theories about someone else’s cartoonHard: Spending half an hour every day working on the fantasy novel I’ve been planning in my head for the past six months
Note: the following theory is brought to you in part by an anon on /sug/ who wished to remain anonymousIn the recent episode Hit The Diamond we learned that a squad of rubies has been dispatched to track down the Jasper, the leader of the Earth Mission.Wh
fightingdreamer34: fantheoriesandfoodporn: Long hair, plump lips, covered eyes. In retrospect, it’s pretty obvious whose army Amethyst was made for. We haven’t seen Blue Diamond since the flashback but we’ve seen Yellow Diamond. Maybe Earth
Long hair, plump lips, covered eyes. In retrospect, it’s pretty obvious whose army Amethyst was made for.
Good news: I’m now an AI developerBad news: I now have to draft a will in the event that my creation becomes self-aware and my office gets flooded with deadly neurotoxins
myothertardisisonthemun: sutheory: myothertardisisonthemun: myothertardisisonthemun: myothertardisisonthemun: Ok, but ??? Something’s not right here. So. Let us investigate. Our hypothesis is that SU Earth spins North-South. We can test this
Both Lapis and Sapphire belonged to the Blue Court and both of them control Water in some wayRose Quartz on the other hand controls plant life, and her only goal was to protect the EarthEveryone we met in the Yellow Court is either hot-headed or has heat
So, I’ve been thinking recently that Steven’s future fusions with other gems have probably all been foreshadowed already, specifically through his alter egos or things bearing his face.The watermelon Stevens for example could hint at Steven and Peridot
While rewatching It Could Have Been Great I noticed something really strange about Peridot. When Steven is teaching her about music she’s completely baffled. It’s not like she doesn’t like or understand music, she doesn’t even seem to know what
For the longest time I’ve been a huge opponent of the idea that Jasper will be redeemed. She’s violent, cruel, and has never been portrayed in a goofy or sympathetic light.That said, part of what makes Steven Universe so powerful is the message that
Can we as a fandom address the fact that Gems are basically HomunculiSeriously. They’re a race of immortal artificial humanoids whose entire body is centered around a magical gemstone somewhere symbolic on the body. Just as alchemy is treated in fiction
Note: this a sister theory of Gem Fusion Theory: Arms. I advise you read that tooHave you noticed that fusions who aren’t mentally synched have extra eyes?In fact, their eyes even move independently when they think separately to show they’re not seeing
So, I recently posted my theory on Peridot’s weapon and soon after publishing it I realized that I had overlooked another tiny gem we’ve been learning about little by little. Before I get into what Sapphire’s “weapon” is, I think we need to
So I kind of stumbled ass-backwards into this theory, but I think I might have accidentally realized what Peridot’s weapon is. First off, let’s review the three general kinds of gem weapons:The main type, including Pearl’s spear, Amethyst’s whip,
catti21234: fantheoriesandfoodporn: fantheoriesandfoodporn: It’s really easy to forget sometimes that gems have more in common with computers than they do with us, but what if gem corruption takes that one step further What if gem corruption is
fantheoriesandfoodporn: It’s really easy to forget sometimes that gems have more in common with computers than they do with us, but what if gem corruption takes that one step further What if gem corruption is Data Corruption? On multiple occasions,
fantheoriesandfoodporn: Okay, we learned a lot about Lapis in Same Old World, but two things really stand out. First off, Lapis was attacked on the battlefield despite being a non-combatant. This is obviously a war crime but it’s pretty clear from
Okay, we learned a lot about Lapis in Same Old World, but two things really stand out.First off, Lapis was attacked on the battlefield despite being a non-combatant. This is obviously a war crime but it’s pretty clear from what we see that the war zone
I’ve got a big new theory about lapis based on what we’ve learned in tonight’s episode. It’s going to be a while but I need to say it now:I was wrong about Lapis’s purpose
So, people have already agreed that this is bismuth, which is probably true based on her colors and gem shape. What needs to be said isTHIS IS NOT LION!Basic stuff here people. Bismuth is in a bubble. The entire point of the bubble is to prevent gems
So we know from the pilot that the Crystal Temple was modeled after the fusion of the five crystal gems. We don’t know her name, but I figure it would be pretty recognizable considering her significance.Interestingly enough, we’ve only seen her top
coolthingoftheday: 3D printed masks by designer Melissa Ng. (Source)
archiemcphee: Houston, TX-based artist Huong Huynh of Milkfly handmakes pieces of realistic felt food that looks so irresistibly delicious, we still want to eat them, stitches and all. sosuperawesome Felt food by milkfly on Etsy
textsfromhuecomundo: (248): Can you repeat that, but with context? wow, who would have thought that Ichigo’s dad was Gol D. Roger?
21derful: ad-jak: 21derful: yoshishishu: you could write a fucking novel about the sheer breadth of scooby doo mystery incorporated’ reverence and homages to nearly every kind of horror or supernatural fiction that exists it’s got Cthulhu, war
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fourcolortvfood: bakery by adicoco Bakery products
upprelifestyle: Did you enjoy your lunch? We had our lunch with a side of #FRIDAY!
guardians-of-the-food: Asparagus Soup and Extra Cheesy Grilled Cheese with Broccolini
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food–archives: cheesy smoked sausage skillet.
foodloveth: New post on guardians-of-the-food http://ift.tt/1M9lYp2
food–archives: grilled chicken bacon sliders.
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eva-420: butteryplanet: this is a dessert! minty chocolate mousse with cookie crumble and a water cake my favorite dessert, Pile of Dirt with Damp Orb Okay, let me school you fuckers on food, becauase this is more than an SU blogThe “water
fantheoriesandfoodporn: In the episode Chille Tid, we learned two minor factoids that each individually have big potential consequences. One: Fusions seem to have head spaces in which their components interact. Two: Steven can enter gems heads through
Yeah, we’re only two episodes in and I’m already predicting the season finale. Spoilers below:The season opens with Jasper taking full control of Malachite and when she does, she realizes just how powerful she can be.“You know there really is something
foodffs: Shrimp Chow Mein Really nice recipes. Every hour. Show me what you cooked!
alpha-beta-gamer: Windowframe is a very cleverly designed puzzle platformer where you manipulate the window of the actual game to aid your progress through the levels. The puzzle design in Windowframe is superb throughout, making the use of it’s game
To save time getting ready in the morning, try spreading toothpaste on your toast instead of brushing your teeth
hantabe: Hi I’m back my arm’s healed up (it broke),so I can sketch and stuff; so sorry if the lineart/color and stuff isn’t too high quality. I have a theory that pink diamond is trapped in the mantle with the cluster, doomed to be shattered when
Looks like my blood pact with Ba’al-Hamon, He Of A Thousand Ashen Roots has really payed off
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ninjamooseofthemist: darkbookworm13: johnbodyheat: ghostcat3000: ronandhermy: zenosanalytic: chazkeats: autisticenjolras: hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make
alexandot: fantheoriesandfoodporn: alexandot: smoothysmooth: smoothysmooth: alexandot: if we see other jaspers without nose gems they’re probably gonna have little amethyst noses and i don’t think i can handle that This is keeping me up at
alexandot: smoothysmooth: smoothysmooth: alexandot: if we see other jaspers without nose gems they’re probably gonna have little amethyst noses and i don’t think i can handle that This is keeping me up at night… I just… Wanna… See what
archaicwonder: Sumerian Beer Production Tablet, Sumer, Uruk III, 31st Century BC Written in archaic Sumerian on clay, this tablets describes beer production at the Inanna Temple in Uruk; it translates as “134,813 Litres of barley to be delivered over
artemispanthar: I think the first thing you have to do to be a SU storyboarder is draw some hands. Like you gotta show you have a handle on hands, you gotta have that down. Because there’s so many hands, even more so than the normal amount of hands
