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fragile–touch: Urban Vegetation by =schnotte
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thatstraightedgechickfromjersey: nonifarted: I would put this on my wall. My jaw literally just dropped. THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. *Reads the bottom of the page* Shit, now how am I supposed to evolve my Nidorino?
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baby-dodongo: god dont use the word “trap” ever when referring to someones gender presentation i will fucking kick you in the teeth what if someone identifies their penis as an improvised explosive device?
zorua-poni: THIS CHERISHED TUMBLR POST HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS. Again
thecakebar: Brick Toast/Honey Toast Tutorial For those unfamiliar with Brick Toast, it’s often served in boba tea cafes. It’s usually a thick slice of toast that is slathered with either a sugar butter mixture, condensed milk or honey. It’s then
its-always-funnier-in-enochian: timelord-castiel: rosskemp: do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding these are our struggles Thinking of dirty
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arquius said: what’s your opinion on monsanto’s patents I think it’s stupid that any kind of gene or chemical compound can be patented. This is why the pharmaceutical industry is so fucked up
yoursistheonly answered: do you understand it? While I do not understand the entire process, the actual theory is virtually harmless provided the idea is used ethically. First protein-coding genes are extracted from an initial source, lets say the
do it omg
lizawithazed: the-seed-bismuth: if you create a device to prevent the birth of a lich— is that a prophylactery OH MY GOD
seththewolf: sarrahxhabibi: animaniac101: hthe-stark-knight-rises: kommandanthydra: agent-silva: emmaontheice: toothian-a: guardianhiccup: fawksman: starksmash: OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT Me iM CHIR YING
amusealittlemuse: buttpilgrim: apply bun directly to the forehead AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBUNNY
squaremeal: Gluten Free (via roasted cauliflower onion soup » The First Mess)
comicsalliance: Scientifically Accurate Spider-Man is Really, Really Gross [Video] By Andy Khouri Premiering this July, Animation Domination High Def (or ADHD, as it is wryly known) is a block of adult-orientated animated series and shorts meant
This war on GMO is so fucking stupid? Why is it that people have to stop the spread of scientific progress simply because they don’t understand it?
It’s weird, up until like a week or two ago it was pretty much my dream to get a girlfriend, and now that I have an actual chance of getting one I couldn’t give less of a shit. What is up with that?
velvetsnuffy: everythingisbaconandnothinghurts: theycallmethemerchant: do your worst. no secrets today lovelies Send me all your tmis bitches
Everybody keeps saying they want to turn back the clock Look back at the lines and wash away the chalk Get a clean slate of rock But tell me boy if you reversed the flux Tock before tick aint a barrel of yuks Time after time you’re just you in the
grimauxilialice: Good morning I slept for twelve hours on the weekend i call this sleep derpravation
neurotoxicated: i keep drawing but never posting anything maybe one day i’ll try to be realistic
I love this movie (idiocracy, not ass)
A character of mine just got a -1 on the mary sue test…
1. The meaning behind my URL2. A picture of me3. Why I love my bestfriend4. Last time I cried and why5. Piercings I have6. Favorite Band7. Biggest turn off(s)8. Top 5 (insert subject)9. Tattoos I want10. Biggest turn on(s)11. Age12. Ideas of a perfect
Love is like a TV remote. It brings joy into your life, through thrills, hardships, drama and laughter, but from the minute you start looking for it, to moment when you move on you are completely incapable of finding it in your own messy little world
grimauxilialice: Being alone is difficult
cookingchannel: It’s called a “Sushirrito” — sushi the size of a burrito.
thelureofadream: Why do guys like me now? Why couldn’t they like me in high school when I was straight?! Why is it that I didn’t look like a sexy adult until my face was covered in disfiguring acne scabs? Just the way the universe fucks with
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buzzfeedfood: 29 Quick And Easy Oscars Party Appetizers
Got some great ideas for one of my stories! It will now be about the separation of church and state, the arsonalization of peaceful messages, religious impediment of science, and also undead cyborgs
adammilliron: Almost exactly a year ago my friend, fantastic blogger, and food stylist Quelcy Koge and I did this shoot with Snap, an ginger flavored Art in the Age product. We started with a basic idea in the studio then using props from her collection
nitinkapoorphotography: Fried Fish with Tartare Sauce
cookingchannel: Beat the winter blues with Florida stone crabs!
cookingchannel: In need of an appetizer for your next soiree? Try Olga Massov’s Creamy Mushrooms on Toast!
chefthisup: Cucumber Feta Rolls Get this recipe » http://bit.ly/12MpELY
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themodernexchange: Three-Cheese Pizza
knottedodyssey: make that 4 doors and 1 set of stairs i would suggest someone should mummify you in bubble wrap
blackoutballad: well shit it’s happening again maybe 2 weeks ago i had hit 10,000 followers [that’s crazy, y’all are crazy] and i’m still sorta reeling from the fact that so many people like what i do so here’s my custom letterman giveaway as
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I can’t take this anymore. Everyone just wants to hold grudges and hate one another for our faults rather than love one another for our good intentions. No matter where I go I find myself despised, my good wishes forgotten, and a new reason to feel
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And people wonder why I prefer 9gag to 4chan
genteelgunslinger: inksteaks: extremely fast cosplay award That was really, really quick according to like three people at katsucon she went to walmart at 3AM just to pick up fabric. There was also a grimbark jade
grimauxilialice: teletubbiesmpreg: people who get their favourite troll as their patron Oh Kanaya why can’t I be you you AREN’T Kanaya? thats news to me!
Happy birthday to me.
freackthehopeful: proserpine-in-phases: roachpatrol: whatwith: okay so ordinarily i wouldn’t reblog this sort of thing, but… Miss Teen USA 1988 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Teen_USA_1988 goddamn perfect. Cayetano José Rodríguez http://en.wikipe
thekingmickey: wishmakervult: thinkpositivealways: I give hugs to all ^^
knottedodyssey: hootaloo: pepsi-chan: prince-rylie: ghostwith-a-beatingheart: ionosphere-negate: liamdryden: vondell-swain: animationtidbits: Cartoon Network - 20 Years Old god i love cartoon network wooowwww did anyone else see all the
did you know it’s legal for a woman to walk around topless in the state of new york? This means that within the confines of that state, they can have a glass of milk anywhere and anywhen they want, provided they carry a drinking glass around with
chefro: Top Food Series: Septime, Paris, France. [part 1 of 4]
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skepticalavenger: anonymous-atheist: A man stopped by the Applebees that fired that waitress for posting the receipt from a pastor who didn’t want to give her a tip. This was the letter he left. It reads: Dear Applebee’s: Let me cut to the chase:
arquius: horussebooks: winter-rosespud: demiseofcertainty: lawrencetheshark: turntechtier: thatgrimdarkchick: ms-jane-crocker: egnladn: scoone: the-box-of-tomatoes-fairy: randomnishi: luvshi: maddieandyou: wildestheart4ever: animearu:
You know, even though universal equality is still a long way away, it’s kind of amazing that we forget just how far we’ve come. We live in a world where the world’s greatest golfer is a person of color, and the world’s greatest
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