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icomefromdownworld: initiala: So here’s some backstory. In… 2009, I got this idea. “What if we blew up like, 2010 balloons and filled a room with them for New Year’s?” I proposed this to some friends. After the initial “ARE YOU CRAZY? NO!”
freackthehopeful: But seriously: is there ANYBODY who actually likes clown? I love clowns, especially with ketchup and mustard 8P
eridans-plush-rump: godtiersnoopdogg: Uncomfortablestuck kar…ka…t you forgot these guys
profaknity: just like everybody else does
kellyinigomontoya: sexuality is literally the most fluid thing ever and i have no idea what to think anymore the only thing i know is that hot people are hot What about Helium-4?
Naturally the only solution is the same one that is given on tumblr: Try Doctor Who, if that doesn’t work, try homestuck
freackthehopeful: cretinouschronicler: freackthehopeful: I decided to bake a cake at three in the morning. Best decision I have made in a while. Yay! Cake! this looks better than any cake I have ever baked. I demand to know your secrets… please?
freackthehopeful: I decided to bake a cake at three in the morning. Best decision I have made in a while. Yay! Cake! this looks better than any cake I have ever baked. I demand to know your secrets… please?
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Why does nepeta need an inner tube and floaties in an inflatable poop? I know it’s supposed to be adorable and everything, but it really doesn’t make sense. It’s a joke and I know that but it annoys the hell out of me for some reason
I will use that opportunity to make roman centurion helmets a mandatory part of the school uniform
arannea: omfg don’T GO ON THE PEESTUCK TAG Crap, looks like my other blog has been discovered!
aranea-serket: hemospectrum: can you fucking imagine nepeta on drugs
sex-positive-bitches: bettyrizz: mental illness is constantly either demonized or romanticized by society and there is no space in that dichotomy for real people with mental illness to exist without feeling shamed and invalidated and that isn’t fair
They are wearing pointy wizard hats for the entire series. It is a canonical part of the school uniform.
fancybro: ladyblackkat: worst physical pains stepping on a lego stubbing your toe touching a curling iron getting shampoo in your eyes spilling lemon juice on a paper cut getting stabbed 47 times burning your tongue sitting on a hairbrush getting
The reason so few of us believe is that we have taken up the dull and disheartening practice of referring to them as scientists. give me about 8 more years of vector fields and research papers, and I’ll be just one step closer to my goal of being
I did some Latula<3Mituna fan art. I honestly don’t give a crap about shipping most of the time, but this one has always filled me with so much hope, maybe because I can identify with Mituna so much
kawayuni: twerkdatstrider: neairaalenko: ahtist: princessickness: karenamadof: &ILOVEYOUTOO<3 SPREAD THE DAMN WORD THAT WAS COOL My hands are too small to do this effectively. I wish I wasn’t iPod It also works if you hold down one
awesomejuice: aflightygrim: obscuruslupa: itswalky: c0m1c4l-ch4o5: a show about a detective with OCD and they make the last season’s box cover different (╯°□°）╯ i want to fix it but i can’t Touche, Universal. FUCK DO YOU THINK
it kind of hurts to find out they are ashamed to admit that you did anything for them
The damn thing is still a month and a half away
petrichorandpeppermint: calliopesass: kumashiro: meulinn: dumbpointyanimeshades: hussie knows an awful lot about the tumblr side of the homestuck fandom, despite not even following anyone. what if he has another blog in which he disguises himself
christmasturbate: vaginas are so ugly and penises are so ugly too why cant genitals be cute and pretty If you think vaginas are ugly you have been looking at the wrong vaginas my friend. Granted, the ugly ones are really more common, but there are the
Why is it that every time something funny is posted on tumblr, someone feels the need to inform everyone that their bladder is about to give out and fills their shoes with warm kidney drippings. I mean, yes, it is kind of sexy and I may think about it
tacobellsprout: why did leslie have to die in bridge to terabithia like really was it necessary that is literally the only part of the story I remember. The main character went on a date with his teacher then came home and found out Leslie drowned.
it-was-a-nice-day: is it even possible to look elegant while eating a cupcake yes. You remove the wrapping, twist off the bottom, use it to make a frosting sandwich and eat it as such.
pleatedjeans: mitch hedberg quotes via
fukawatouko: By 「恨み」
knottedodyssanta: Anyone else have really bad dreams when they fall asleep unexpectedly? Blehhhhhhhhh :/ I had that once. I dreamed that I had final exam that I forgot to study for. Also the test was written in comic sans… and I was naked…
Green Day Shi() Factory: lizawithazed: attemptedirony: it seems like every episode of doctor...
To anyone who knew them, the Pistis family were a perfectly ordinary household. They were orderly, fairly but not excessively pleasant, and proud members of their community. Mr. Pistis was a soldier serving his tour of duty abroad in England, where he
lolhellno: i dont get the “friend zone” like u made a friend how is that bad??????????? The idea is that someone who you have a deep romantic attraction to rejects you in a way that makes it sound like like are doing it for no good reason. The friend
theartofanimation: Android Jones
imakegavindance: when 12 year olds have been in more relationships than you
as it turns out, the first result is a graphic video of a dolphin being milked, and the third is a link to the Bad Dragon forums. I think I need to wash my computer, considering how dirty I feel.
lalondes: this is a 24-karat gold-plated usb drive with 16 gigabytes of storage space it’s also a vibrator because why not great, now get to work on making a fleshlight that is also an ice cream machine
amazing. As big a bitch as Condy is, that genocidal alien sure knows how to bake
thank you for bringing this to my attention freack. I am now inspired to buy a human skull as a chalice and drink a blue slushie out of it.
likeafieldmouse: Tauba Auerbach - Alphabetized Bible (2006)
freackthejolly: veri-pageofkristmas: santa-senpai-noticed-you-so-he: orchidbreezefc: AND THE ROCKETS’ THE BOMBS BURSTING IN GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE that the was still there OH MAN I FEEL BAD FOR FINDING THIS FUNNY and the rockets’ redglare
askcharlierobinson: freackthejolly: askcharlierobinson: ginchiest: When called, they each came for different reasons. Nice page, but Spider-Man has an awesome job as a scientist and makes decent money. He is no longer a teenager struggling to support
hopefully I do better on Physics than I did on Discrete Math and Calculus
kipshades: rapunzelstuck: truth Yeah, pretty much. actually that depiction of time for real life is extremely oversimplified. For starters, while throughout most of the universe time moves forewards, it is never at the same rate, and in some points
Fuck school! Fuck life! Fuck Everything!I’m counting down the days until I die
“God fucking dammit!” Richie roared as he watched the harpoon slowly descend into the murky waters of McDougal Street. The plump catfish at which he had aimed darted back and forth a moment before disappearing under the sidewalk, immediately forgetting
Imagine a three story trendy nightclub serving gourmet snacks inspired by typical gamer snacks, and cocktails/mocktails inspired by the games and gamer culture. The first and second floor would be the casual lounge with multiplayer and arcade games. The
cloverlie: so apparently Callie is short or something. or possibly, you know, she’s 12!
Step 1: Set a chameleon arch to the genetic algorithm of celery Step 2: Force the Time Lord in question to go into hiding, while leaving the chameleon arch accessible Step 5, I mean 3: Eat Celery Lord with peanut butter or buffalo wings Step D: Wear your
I feel isolated and lonely and I can’t even find a reason to leave my bed anymore. I’m so tired of having nobody to talk to, nobody to hang out with, nobody to hug or to open up to or to treat me like I matter. I have ruined every good thing
Right now I have only listed my own
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bladekindeyewear: — ENDGAME - Knight to D6 — (Image Source: marrionettekind - Info Sources: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) - Rebuttals: (1) ) Lord English is supposedly indestructible. He’s rumored to be killable only through a number
memecollection: For more funny posts click HERE! My god this is so pathetic. Now if you excuse me, for a completely unrelated reason I need to call up my old high school rival and see if I can stay in his dorm in the Rochester Institute of Technology
